The opening sequence identifies this episode as a 'Da Vinci Code' spoof, but the references to America and the Freemasons may relate to 'The Lost Symbol,' another Dan Brown novel featuring codes and puzzles. See more
Our top story, today Springfield will experience a rare total eclipse of the sun. A solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding in a restaurant. It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it. We recommend using a homemade camera obscura, fashioned from an ordinary shoebox and paper towel tube.
[pulls out a shoebox with tape and paper towel tubes
This was supposed to be pre-made. Fine I'll do it myself.
[trying to peel the tape back
Where's the end of the freakin' ...