Autobots must escape sight from a bounty hunter who has taken control of the human serendipity: Unexpectedly, Optimus Prime and his remaining gang turn to a mechanic, his daughter, and her back street racing boyfriend for help.
Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless reporter April O'Neil and her cameraman Vern Fenwick to save the city and unravel Shredder's diabolical plan.Written by
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You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused! Elbows locked! Stance lowered! Be...
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The turtles are called upon to fight a man who wants to take over the city. He is a rich man planning a dastardly deed so he can become... rich. That is just a taster of the complete dog's breakfast that they made of the narrative in this cynical, loud, disjointed, unfunny, insincere waste of time. It's winter, there is snow on the ground, but Megan Fox runs about in a tight t-shirt and short jacket so the lads can constantly ogle her assets. They blow up a lot of stuff, the camera shakes like hell, there seems to be fighting going on, there are well-worn jokes - "That went well" - and the two funny bits are in the trailer. Park your brain outside. And bring earplugs.
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