- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [Last lines] I guess it will be a long time before you'll eat another mushroom.
- Mary Ann Summers: [Happy] You can say that again.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: I guess it will be a long time...
- [laughs]
- Gilligan: [Gladly] Don't worry about mushrooms anymore, I got a book that tells all about them.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [Curious] You do?
- Gilligan: [Explaining] Huh huh. Yeah, and it's called, "'How to Tell A Mushroom From a Toadstool'" by the late Dr. Morton Kepstone.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby, Mary Ann Summers: [Shocked] The late?
- Gilligan: [Also shocked] The late?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [During Mary Ann's dream after she thinks she ate some poisonous mushrooms] We've got to prepare for an operation. Where can we find a kitchen table?
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Now just a minute, doctor. We've got to scrub up. Now nurse, where do we go to scrub up?
- Ginger Grant: Walk this way, gentlemen.
- [Ginger walks sexily across the room to the sinks]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: We'll try and walk that way ma'am. but I don't think we'll make it.