Plot

A vampire makes a terrible attempt at getting into someone's house.

A hand appears at a house, ringing a doorbell. It opens and we see Tom, who makes a confused look at the person who has rung it. We see it is a young man, with combed up hair, dressed as a vampire. He asks if he can come in. Tom refuses to let the stranger in.

After a few pleadings, Tom asks the man if he is a vampire. He begins to say yes, but then denies it. Tom asks to see the man's teeth. After some prodding, he shows off his fangs, confirming to Tom the man is a vampire. As we all know, vampires need permission to enter someone's home. The man feigns ignorance.

The man then produces a football. He tosses the football into Tom's house, and offers to go in and retrieve it, but Tom is happy to get it for him. The man throws the ball again, and Tom says no way. Tom tells the man to leave.

The man begins to leave, but a second later, reappears with a moustache, claiming to be someone else. Tom removes the moustache confirming it is the same man. He asks why the man wants to come in, and the man says it is to play Wii Sports. When Tom says he doesn't have a Wii, the man produces one from his cloak, and with a thought, throws the Wii into Tom's house, where it smashes on the floor. Again, Tom does not let the man enter the house to get it. Tom closes the door.

The man returns and rings the doorbell. Tom opens the door to see a large cardboard box on his doorstep, with the words "Can I come in?" scrawled on it. He asks if the man is hiding inside the box. The man, with a muffled voice, denies it. Tom produces a chef's knife and stabs the box. The man appears from behind the box, shocked that Tom has stabbed the box -- it contained a gift of a horse. Tom's knife is covered in horse blood.

The man apologizes for what he is about to do, but that Tom has left him no choice. Tom is apprehensive. As the man begins to impose on Tom, he then suddenly goes back to asking if he can come in. This goes back and forth a few times, each time Tom replying "no," until the man asks "can I *not* come in?" and catches Tom, who again says no, but this time to the negative.

Cut to Tom and the man in Tom's kitchenette, having cups of tea. Tom then realizes the trick the man pulled. The man admits it was underhanded. Tom resigns himself to a fate of being eaten by the vampire man. But the man replies he is not a vampire at all -- he is a Jehovah's Witness. He begins to preach to Tom. Tom is horrified -- "this is *much* worse!"