A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011) Poster

John Cho: Harold



  • Harold : You still haven't explained the gay thing.

    Kumar : You're not gay, motherfucker!

    Harold : At all.

    Neil Patrick Harris : Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.

    Kumar : What? Clay Aiken's not gay?

    Neil Patrick Harris : Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.

  • Harold : Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined.

  • Kenneth Park : This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.

    Harold : I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?

    Kenneth Park : Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!

    [Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience] 

    Harold : Who are you looking at?

  • Todd : Oh, great. Now we're getting tinkled on.

    Harold : It's just urine. It'll wash out.

    Todd : Oh, Harry. Tinkled on the windshield. That is officially the grossest thing that has ever happened to me.

  • Harold : I shot Santa in the face! He's real! And I shot him in the face!

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