Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, I forgot to put on underwear!
Serena van der Woodsen : What? I'm not doing anything, I thought we were just sharing memories of what a close family we are. I remember this one time, um, when I was eleven, Eric and I wanted a white Christmas, luckily, Mom's husband was a raging coke-head so he left blow everywhere!
Lily van der Woodsen : Oh my god...
Eric van der Woodsen : It wasn't everywhere, just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.
Serena van der Woodsen : Let them discipline the sibling that actually deserves it.
Blair Waldorf : You mean Chuck?
[Blair slightly smiles and notices Serena looking at her]
Blair Waldorf : What?
Serena van der Woodsen : You smiled.
Blair Waldorf : No I didn't! I hate Chuck! Don't make me lost my appetite.
Serena van der Woodsen : Oops! I forgot to put on underwear!