Mama Spent Money When She Had None

[Susan swipes Katherine's pearls to pay MJ's tuition, and Katherine chases her into the street wearing only a towel]

Katherine Mayfair: Susan Mayer for God's sake, give me back my pearls.

Susan Mayer: [Susan grabs hold of the towel] Pearls or towel, you decide.

Katherine Mayfair: You wouldn't dare!

Susan Mayer: I have been naked once on this street. It would be nice to take the heat off that story.

Katherine Mayfair: Have you lost your mind?

Susan Mayer: Mike said he can't afford to pay for MJ's private school, now I know why! He wants to see his girlfriend wearing pearls when she flashes him!

Katherine Mayfair: He wouldn't pay for MJ's school?

Susan Mayer: No. So, I was gonna take these and sell them to try to pay for it and now that I'm saying it out loud, I hear how stupid that sounds.

Katherine Mayfair: I can't believe Mike would do that.

Susan Mayer: Well... he did.

[They hear someone fall]

Parker Scavo: [Smiling, waves to them] Hey Mrs. Mayfair, it's nice to see you.

[she adjusts her towel]