Penny : He's a really good looking guy and I thought he was kind of cheesy at first.
Dr. Horrible : [under his breath] Trust your instincts.
Penny : But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Dr. Horrible : And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie.
Dr. Horrible : Any dolt with half a brain can see that humankind has gone insane, to the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo if I throw poison in the water main. Listen close to everybody's heart and hear that breaking sound. Hopes and dreams are shattering apart and crashing to the ground. I cannot believe my eyes... how the world's filled with filth and lies. But it's plain to see, evil inside of me is on the rise.
Penny : It's like Captain Hammer's always saying...
Dr. Horrible : Tsch... Right. Him. How are things with "Cheesy on the Outside"?
Penny : Good. They're good. He's... nice. I'll be interested to know what you think of him, he said he might stop by.
Dr. Horrible : Stop by here?
Penny : Yeah.
Dr. Horrible : Oh...
[slides up his sleeve]
Dr. Horrible : ... goodness, look at my wrist. I gotta go!
Dr. Horrible : What a crazy random happenstance.
Dr. Horrible : [singing] And Penny will see the evil me/Not a joke, not a dork, not a failure/And she may cry, but her tears will dry/When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia!
Dr. Horrible : Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.
Penny : Oh, Billy, this is Captain Hammer.
Captain Hammer : Oh, Billy. The laundry buddy. Well, it is very nice to meet you.
Dr. Horrible : We're meeting now for the first time.
Captain Hammer : You look horribly familiar.
Dr. Horrible : One of those faces, I guess!
Captain Hammer : Have I seen you at the gym?
Dr. Horrible : The gym...
Captain Hammer : I don't go to the gym. I'm just naturally like this.