Lily Aldrin: We saw you woo.
Robin Scherbatsky: Saw who woo?
Lily Aldrin: Saw you woo.
Robin Scherbatsky: I didn't woo!
Lily Aldrin: You did too!
Robin Scherbatsky: That's not true!
Lily Aldrin: Your nose just grew.
Barney Stinson: The world absolutely needs Woooo girls. If there were no Woo girls, there would be no Girls Gone Wild, no bachelorette parties, no Las Vegas poolside bars. All the things that you hold dearest, Lily, would be gone.
Lily Aldrin: Those are not the things...
Barney Stinson: The souvenir shot glass industry would collapse. So would the body glitter industry... and the stretch Hummer limo industry. Tiny cowboy hats would only be worn by tiny cowboys. And when "Brown Eyed Girl" would come up on the jukebox, all you would hear would be silence... and "Brown Eyed Girl". But who would woo? Would you? Would you... woo?
Lily Aldrin: Hey, I can woo.
Robin Scherbatsky: That's not true.
Lily Aldrin: I could too.
Robin Scherbatsky: It's just not you.
Barney Stinson: I know. We are Swedish. We are so cool with our baguettes and our Eiffel Tower
Marshall Eriksen: Dude, Sweden is not France, you know that, right?
Barney Stinson: Oh, it's France!
Marshall Eriksen: This is awesome! Drinking at work.
Barney Stinson: We're basically mad men.
Marshall Eriksen: We are. We're such Mad Men.
Barney Stinson: I'm gonna go smack a secretary on the ass.
Marshall Eriksen: That's totally what they would do on that show.
Barney Stinson: What show?