The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Financial Permeability (2009)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I don't see any large upcoming expenditures unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with adamantium like Wolverine.
Penny : Are they working on that?
Sheldon Cooper : I sincerely hope so.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, Penny. How's work.
Penny : [sarcastically] Great! I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheescake Factory for my whole life!
Sheldon Cooper : Was that sarcasm?
Penny : [still sarcastically] No.
Sheldon Cooper : Was *that* sarcasm?
Penny : [honestly] Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Was that sarcasm?
Leonard Hofstadter : Stop it!
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Penny : Okay. Well, thank you. Oh, God, no, I can't. Sheldon honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.
Sheldon : Won't it also be weird if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rain water?
Penny : I'll pay you back as soon as I can.
Sheldon : Of course you will. It's impossible to pay me back sooner than you can. Assuming you subscribe to a linear understanding of time and causality.
Penny : I'm regretting this already.
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Sheldon Cooper : If you recall, I pointed out the check engine light to you several months ago.
Penny : The check engine light is fine, it's still blinking away. It's the stupid engine that stopped working.
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Penny : He got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Penny : He was drunk.
Leonard Hofstadter : I would hope so.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Why don't you just get a roommate and stay here?
Penny : Well, do you know anybody?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon wouldn't mind moving in with you.
Penny : Oh Leonard, honey, if we started living together, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really?
Penny : And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Looking for places for Penny to save expenses] A hundred and seventy dollars for acting classes?
Penny : Oh no, I can't give up my acting classes, I'm a professional actress.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, you've had an acting job where you got paid?
Penny : That is not the definition of professional.
Leonard Hofstadter : Actually, it kind of... lets keep looking.
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Penny : Wow, you got a lot of money in there.
Sheldon Cooper : That's why it's guarded by snakes.
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Penny : Is Leonard around?
Sheldon : He went to the movies without me. It was the only option. I'm sorry, I don't understand which social situation this is. Could you give me some guidance as to how to proceed?
Penny : The building manager's showing an apartment downstairs, and I haven't paid my rent.
Sheldon : Oh, I see. Penny, I'm not sure I'm comfortable harbouring a fugitive from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation.
Penny : It's no big deal. I'm just a little behind on my bills because they cut back my hours at the restaurant and my car broke down.