Holmes & Watson (2018)
Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor?
Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a *real* doctor here.
Watson: Would you like some heroin?
Holmes: A bit of morning cocaine always helps the brain.
Watson: [referring to Holmes being sick at morgue] Are you sure you wouldn't rather wait here because last time
[gestures vomiting and diarrhea]
Holmes: I told you, that was merely a bout of stomach influenza
Watson: Yes, but the time before that?
Holmes: Bad clams.
Watson: And before that?
Holmes: I shook hands with a prostitute.
Watson: I am sorry... You are saying Grace is the killer?
Holmes: Of course she is not the killer, she is an American! She should've used a gun!
Watson: What a perfect day for a picnic at London's greatest spectacle, the Anglo-American Exhibition, a celebration of that special relationship between our nation and yours.
Dr. Grace Hart: Yes, such a special relationship between these two nations. Although, I could never live in a country with an unelected ruler, like the Queen.
Watson: [scoffs] Whyever not?
Dr. Grace Hart: In America we have democracy. Our president is a person our people have all chosen, an assurance that only the finest and most qualified man will lead, not a wealthy tyrant who cares for nothing but himself.
Watson: But you have the electoral college, which surely would prevent some trumped-up charlatan from gaining power.
Dr. Grace Hart: Not always, unfortunately.
Holmes: It would be great to have a strong businessman.
Watson: But a showman as well. I love a good show.
Holmes: America. We gave you your freedom and now look what you've done with it.