This Is the End (2013)
Craig Robinson: Craig Robinson
Craig Robinson : Welcome to Heaven, mothafuckas.
Craig Robinson : I'm straight-up lovable, son.
Jonah Hill : Um, can I have that Milky Way?
James Franco : No, you can't have the Milky Way. That's my Milky Way. I went out this morning and specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party.
Jay Baruchel : That's weird.
James Franco : It's not weird, it's my special food, I like it. Back me up on that, Seth.
Seth Rogen : I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. I want some of the Milky Way.
Craig Robinson : I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.
James Franco : Oh, now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way.
Craig Robinson : Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way! It's a fucking Milky Way.
Jay Baruchel : A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable.
Seth Rogen : Everyone gets a fifth of everything.
James Franco : [to Craig] I want one fifth of your t-shirt!
Craig Robinson : [crying] I tried to save Aziz, I did!
Craig Robinson : Ain't no party, like a no panty party, cause a no panty party don't stop!
Craig Robinson : Take yo panties off!
Seth Rogen : Jesus fucking Christ.
Craig Robinson : You might wanna stay away from saying that.
Seth Rogen : Jesus fucking Christ? Why? Why can't I say that?
Craig Robinson : One of the ten commandments. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
Seth Rogen : Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. God is the name of the Lord.
Craig Robinson : Jesus and God is all the same.
Jay Baruchel : It's a trinity.
Craig Robinson : The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
James Franco : It's like Neapolitan ice cream.
Craig Robinson : Hey! Hey, asshole! Hey, come on! Pickle dick, demonic-looking motherfucker. Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon. Yeah, bring your ass, bitch. Nobody's scared of you. I'm Craig fucking Robinson! Yeah! I hope you like big dick, motherfucker, 'cause, I'm about to fuck you raw. For the last goddamn time! Take your panties off!
Craig Robinson : I would suck a dick for half a cracker!
James Franco : Dude look helicopters, helicopter, the good guys are here. We're fine, we're gonna be fine
[Helicopter crashes and propeller flies through window and sticks into wall next to Craig]
Craig Robinson : [Screaming and jumping] Goddamn, Goddamn
James Franco : You okay?
Craig Robinson : No I'm not okay.
[Shows finger with small scratch and blood]
Craig Robinson : Fuck yo house Franco
James Franco : My house didn't do that
Danny McBride : Franco, you're just a pretentious fucking nerd.
James Franco : Fuck you!
Danny McBride : And Jonah... you fucking cunt. Craig... you didn't have my back back there. You fucking disappoint me.
Craig Robinson : Bro...
Danny McBride : And Seth... you duplicitous taint.
Seth Rogen : What?
Danny McBride : And of course there's Jay... the self-righteous, cocksucking, two-faced backstabber.
Jay Baruchel : What the fuck are you talking about?
Emma Watson : Look at him, he's like a hipster. Right?
Jay Baruchel : No. No, I'm not a hipster. At all.
Craig Robinson : Yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things and the bottom of your pants are awful tight.
Jay Baruchel : No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. That's it. It doesn't make me a hipster.
Craig Robinson : I bet you hate movies that are universally loved.
Jay Baruchel : I don't even...
Craig Robinson : You like Forrest Gump?
Jay Baruchel : No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit...
Emma Watson : Life is like a box of chocolates? No?
Jay Baruchel : No, I'm familiar with it.
Craig Robinson : You never know what you're gonna get.
[after finding James' secret stash of food]
Craig Robinson : What the fuck is all this, Franco?
James Franco : Uh... it looks like food! How'd that get there?
Seth Rogen : What? You have more food?
Craig Robinson : You knew he had extra food?
Seth Rogen : He gave me one cracker!
Craig Robinson : I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker!
James Franco : Alright, well, maybe I didn't want you to suck my dick, alright!
Craig Robinson : I didn't want to suck it! That's the point of what I said!
Seth Rogen : It's already going crazy out there, guys! We can't leave. I'm not leaving. Okay? I'm a victim! I've had a victim's mentality my whole life, people can smell it on me! When I was a kid, I had man titties. The bullies held me down, they titty fucked me!
James Franco : That's what's happening out there right now!
Craig Robinson : We are all soft.
Seth Rogen : Yeah.
Craig Robinson : We are all soft! We are actors, we pretend to be hard, man! We soft as baby shit!
James Franco : As baby shit!