John Krasinski credited as playing...
John 'Woody' Woodside
- John 'Woody' Woodside: I may not be the original owner of your heart, but I am the better owner and a much healthier option too!
- John 'Woody' Woodside: [walks into the house and a wordless conversation ensues] I know you're Gracie's father.
- Brian Gilcrest: I'm glad you know.
- John 'Woody' Woodside: [hugs him] Yes, this is awkward. And yes, I want my family back
- Brian Gilcrest: It was always you family, Woody.
- [indicates the whole house]
- Brian Gilcrest: They're all crazy in love with you.
- John 'Woody' Woodside: Did you sleep with my wife?
- Brian Gilcrest: No, I slept with Ng.
- John 'Woody' Woodside: [this time hugs him suddenly and hard]