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View this film at your own discretion. It is gratuitously garbage, BUT in the style of grindhouse films. A term used to describe a movie that sacrifices the traditional film-making concepts such as good acting, character development, production values, creative directing and an understandable plot outline in favor for sex, gore, nudity, violence and other shocking themes.
The term originates from the word used to describe theatres that were known to screen such movies. Think Quinten Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez style films.
The format comes across comic book style, blood spatter is ridiculously colorful and plenty. The editing style seems to have been lost in places and the sound mix is mediocre. The plot, well, it's lame attempt at creativity is lost upon the audience. A century old curse, a woman sentenced to break the curse of werewolves, vampires and zombies, Satan. The zombies are comical in appearance. From the 23 minute mark I literally forced myself to continue as a film watcher.
I feel dumber for actually watching this masterpiece of garbage. 2/10
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