What's Your Raashee? (2009)

Harman Baweja: Yogesh B. Patel

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Quotes 

• Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel : If you start being too honest, you will remain a bachelor all your life.

  Yogesh B. Patel : I will not be dishonest. I want an honest relationship.

  Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel : Dishonesty is the key to a long-lasting marriage.

• Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla : Look, I'm sorry. I can not marry you. Your first marriage is destined to fail.

  Yogesh B. Patel : Jesus, man!

  Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla : In this house we only take Lord Krishna's name.

  Yogesh B. Patel : I mean, Krishna, man!

• Yogesh B. Patel : You know, Grandpa, something really strange happened. I met the first girl, then the second, and the second girl looked exactly like the first one. I mean, they... they looked just the same!

  Nanaji : Let me explain. Now, at your age, in all the girls you see, you will only see one girl's face in all of them.

  Yogesh B. Patel : Why is that?

  Nanaji : Because, in every girl, you are searching for the girl of your dreams. That's why in every face, you will only see that face.

  Yogesh B. Patel : Is that really true, Grandpa?

  Nanaji : And remember, every girl is capable of being your dream girl.

  Yogesh B. Patel : Does this... happen to everybody?

  Nanaji : Don't know about others, but this is surely what happened to your Grandpa.

• [Yoesh's star chart says his first relationship is destined to fail but not his second] 

  Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla : [suggesting a solution]  I can only marry you if you've had a complete physical relationship with any girl.

  Yogesh B. Patel : "Complete physical relationship" means...?

  Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla : You don't know?

  Yogesh B. Patel : Actually, I do know. I know a lot but it's not been "complete" yet.

  Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla : Actually, there could be one more solution: If you have a complete physical relationship with the same girl that you're going to marry, then you might just save your first marriage.

  Yogesh B. Patel : So you're... You mean with you?

  Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla : Yes.

• [Anjali is said to speak top English] 

  Yogesh B. Patel : So have you been in a relationship before? I'm just asking, just generally.

  Anjali : No, no, no, no. No boyfriend. Not allowed.

  Yogesh B. Patel : Oh, so you don't go out on dates.

  Anjali : No-no, I go out on all dates. Sundates, Mondates... All dates up till Saturdates.

• Yogesh B. Patel : My name is Yogesh Bharat bhai Patel! I'm a man! A real Man! No protein supplements! No steroids! And I don't need any father-in-law to help me take care of my wife! Understood?

• Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel : [following the crazy behavior of a prospective bride]  Indu bhai did what any other smart businessman would do.

  Yogesh B. Patel : What?

  Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel : Defective goods are always palmed off to out-of-town customers.