Labor Pains (2009) Poster

(2009)

Cheryl Hines: Lisa DePardo

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  • Lisa DePardo : It smells like something died in here.

    Thea Clayhill : It did... my soul.

  • Greg : You know, I find it fascinating that Kristin is only a month further along than you, and yet she's the size of a school bus while you're still over here looking like Kate Moss.

    Thea Clayhill : Uh, different strokes, I guess.

    Greg : Perhaps it's easier to feel the bump than to see it.

    [reaches for Thea's stomach, Lisa swats at his hand] 

    Greg : What's the big deal? Everyone likes to touch a pregnant stomach.

    Lisa DePardo : Because you're a gross weirdo, Greg.

    Thea Clayhill : And the baby doesn't like gross weirdos, Greg!

  • Thea Clayhill : I look rediculous. These jeans are elastic on the top. I feel like I'm wearing a condom on my stomach.

    Lisa DePardo : Trust me, you don't look like you've been anywhere NEAR a condom.

  • Lisa DePardo : I need you to say 'My Name is Thea and I am NOT pregnant.'

  • Thea Clayhill : Do you think he'll ever forgive me?

    Lisa DePardo : Do you want me to be honest? Or do you want me to make you feel better?

  • Lisa DePardo : Ew. Look at those nipples!

    [reading a pregnancy book] 

  • Greg : Congratulations, Thea.

    Thea Clayhill : Thank you, Greg.

    Greg : You really think you can get to the top by playing games, don't cha? I know what you're up to, Thea. And I think that it stinks. It super stinks.

    Lisa DePardo : Hm.

    Thea Clayhill : Well, really? Do you think that it stinks that I wanna hire you to be my assistant?

    Greg : Really?

    Thea Clayhill : You'll start first thing Monday after I put the paperwork through.

    Greg : Oh wow, Thea. Thea, thank you so much. I- I could kiss you right now.

    Thea Clayhill : You don't have to do that.

    Greg : I'll see you later, boss.

  • Thea Clayhill : He's actually kinda cute, though. Don't ya think?

    Lisa DePardo : Who?

    Thea Clayhill : Um... Nick.

    Lisa DePardo : Um... No.

  • Lisa DePardo : Pregnant. It's brilliant. Where'd you come up with that?

    Thea Clayhill : Oh, I saw it on an episode of Law and Order. Yeah, you can't fire a pregnant women. Discrimination, lawsuits, bad mojo... whatever.

    Lisa DePardo : Smart.

  • Lisa DePardo : If you want people to think you're pregnant, you gotta start talking the talk and walking the... waddle.

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