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Bikini Girls on Ice (2009)

Not Rated | | Horror, Thriller | 14 August 2009 (USA)
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When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of ... See full summary »

Director:

Geoff Klein
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Cindel Chartrand ... Jenna
Danielle Doetsch Danielle Doetsch ... Sam
William Jarand William Jarand ... Moe
Suzi Lorraine ... Kelly
Christina Sciortino Christina Sciortino ... Lena
Caroline Faille ... Brooke
Tarek Gader Tarek Gader ... Blake (as Jarek Gader)
Kerri Taylor ... Nikki
Ivan Peric ... Tommy
Sandy Greig Sandy Greig ... Hank
Michael Aaron Michael Aaron ... JD
Pierre Lefebvre Pierre Lefebvre ... Pierre
Gigi Hébert Gigi Hébert ... Ginette
Christina Gentile Christina Gentile ... End Girl
Michele Malone Michele Malone ... Ashley
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Storyline

When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of town. Little do they know the place is the stalking-grounds for a homicidal maniac mechanic named Moe. Written by Michael Penning

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Taglines:

These girls are so hot, they need to be put on ice!

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Horror | Thriller

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Not Rated | See all certifications »

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Official Sites:

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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

14 August 2009 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Девочки бикини на льду See more »

Filming Locations:

Montréal, Québec, Canada

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Budget:

CAD 200,000 (estimated)
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BGOI Films See more »
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Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

16:9 HD
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Trivia

The film is based on one of the director's friends who once told him about a dream he had about putting girls on ice. See more »

Goofs

While Tommy is looking for supplies in the garage, a pebble hits his back, yet he doesn't flinch. See more »

Quotes

Sam: Relax kiddo, it's just a car-wash!
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Connections

Followed by Pinup Dolls on Ice (2013) See more »

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Crush the Bird
Performed by Lotte Kestner
Written by Anna-Lynne Williams
Published by I'll Be Fine Music (ASCAP)
Licensed to Warner Chappell Music
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Fails to deliver
7 January 2017 | by Bml-93See all my reviews

This review have also been uploaded to my user page, Bml93, at Listal.com

Well, what can you actually expect from a title with the name of Bikini Girls on Ice? It's not really a film you put on if you want to see top- notch quality. But is it a crime to put on a film like this, in hope for it to be entertaining? No, it's not. Bikini Girls on Ice is exactly what it sounds like in one way, and it's far from what one would expect in another, more crucial way. It's what you would expect in that the title delivers exactly what it says. Girls walking around in bikinis, only to be put on ice later. Unfortunately, the film doesn't deliver where it should deliver. It fails to fulfill the number one rule of slasher films. It's not entertaining.

When you seek out films like this, there's only two things you need in order to be entertained. Some well-placed nudity (these are films for guys after all) and some cheap, imaginative and gory kills. This is supposed to be cheap entertainment in almost a "so bad it's good" way. If those two things are delivered, it's very easy to forgive things as atrocious actors portraying not particularly likable characters and an idiotic plot. But when the film fails to deliver those two things, you're left with a real turd.

It's really hard to see what the director of this film was actually thinking? What creative reason did he have for choosing the decision that ruined the little hope this film had to come off as passable entertainment? You see, instead of filming stupid, hot and naked teenagers getting brutally murdered in the most unthinkable ways, writer/director Geoff Klein decided for a completely different approach to the material. He decided to have every kill offscreen. Instead of seeing people getting unmercifully maimed, Klein decided to show blood sprouting over the wall or the killer's face instead. Aside from one kill (who is painfully generic), every kill in this film is happening offscreen. It's beyond my belief how a 2009 film ended up by doing that.

It doesn't even have that many kills in it. We're early in the film introduced to a bus load of bikini clothed females, but after some minutes of tame, supposedly erotic, car washing, half of the females just walks(!) away. We're cheated for four-five more kills in the most illogical and stupid manner possible. So Klein obviously thinks that seeing a few girls getting murdered offscreen in their bikins is enough to entertain. It's not. It's not nearly enough.

It's quite simply a film that doesn't manage to compensate for it's awful script and acting. The film delivers girls dressed in bikins as the title promises, but it doesn't deliver any of the actual good things one would expect from a title like that. We're shown one set of boobs and actually shown one kill. The rest is offscreen, and that makes for really bad film.


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