Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones.
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Boys, we got 'em.
Spielberg and Lucas, they were... raping a Stormtrooper when the police broke in.
And they found the dead, raped bodies of Yoda and Short Round in their closet. They'll never be free to do this again.