Robbie Coltrane: Lord Dingwall
Lord Macintosh : At least we have hair!
Lord MacGuffin : And all of our teeth!
Young MacGuffin : If he was a wee bit closer, I could lob a caber at him, ye ken.
Lord Macintosh : And we don't hide under bridges, you grumpy old troll!
Lord Dingwall : You want a laugh, eh?
Lord Dingwall : [turns to son]
Lord Dingwall : Wee Dingwall!
Young Dingwall : [Attacks Lord Macintosh]
Lord Dingwall : Where is the Queen? We'll not stand for any more of this chiggery pie!