Having just taught his schoolmates to high test scores (through cheating), Eric Cartman, or Mr.Cartmanis, is brought to Jim Davis High to help them get to college (by cheating). Meanwhile having just seen the pregnant man on Oprah, Ms. Garrison pays a DNA experimenting lab her/his savings to grow a penis for him, but he'll have to catch it first!
Did You Know?
The Cartman storyline is a parody of Stand and Deliver. Cartman even dresses like Edward James Olmos does in the movie. See more
That might be the teacher's penis.
How do you know what your teacher's penis looks like?
Spoofs Stand and Deliver