Sadie - age 9: [not swayed from the topic] So, you like Mom. Are you two gonna date now?
Aram Finklestein: I don't know.
Sadie - age 9: You don't really know anything, do ya? I mean, she's kinda your girlfriend.
Frank Jr. - age 7: Are you gonna be our new dad?
Sadie - age 9: And, if so, who'll be our nanny?
Frank Jr. - age 7: Yeah, and what'll we call you?
Aram Finklestein: Jesus, I'm not being nominated to Supreme Court here, guys. I just had sex with your mother.
Aram Finklestein: [noticing a distressed mother in the next bowling lane glaring at him while grasping her child protectively] And when I say sex... I mean that I gave her... a nice massage.
Frank Jr. - age 7: [brightly] With sperm.