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(TV Series)

(2008)

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Effy Stonem: Why bother?

Tony Stonem: With what?

Effy Stonem: Caring about people.

Tony Stonem: [walking slowly up to her, then muttering in her ear] You don't fool me, Effy Stonem.

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Pandora: Your brother is really nice.

Effy Stonem: He's not nice. He's amazing.

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Tony Stonem: She was my girlfriend.

Sid Jenkins: She wasn't your girlfriend. You didn't want her.

Tony Stonem: Well, now I do, so fuck you.

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Effy Stonem: Love, love, love... what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

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Madame Deluca: And what emotion have you chosen to depict?

Effy Stonem: Anger, Jealousy, Bitterness, Tiredness, Hope, Lust, Love.

Madame Deluca: A veritable feast. So where is it?

Effy Stonem: It's everywhere.

Madame Deluca: My dear girl, I'm not sure I understand.

Effy Stonem: Its conceptual. You just can't see it.

Madame Deluca: Your saying you haven't done it?

Effy Stonem: No I'm saying you can't see it.

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Sid Jenkins: I hate you.

Cassie Ainsworth: I hate you right back. Why don't you pop over to Michelle's and give her one? Oh, *another* one!

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Pandora: Hi, mum. Yeah, we're just picking up.

[lowers the phone and talks to Effy]

Pandora: She wants to know what we're picking up.

Effy Stonem: Drugs.

Pandora: [to her mother] Salad.

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Effy Stonem: You don't understand, do you, Ton? As long as the phone keeps ringing, she's still there.

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Cassie Ainsworth: [showing them her slugs] That one's called Sidley and that's Mischa. Isn't Mischa just so pretty. Look at Sidley, sliming all over her. Disgusting, isn't he?

Pandora: Are they doing it?

Cassie Ainsworth: Yes, they are doing it. When I'm ready, I'll pour salt on them. When I'm good and ready.

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Sid Jenkins: I don't love Michelle, I never loved Michelle, I love you, but you, you... Where were you? Dad fucking died. I needed you.

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[Tony calls Michelle another time, looking hopefully while the ringing tone is still there]

Michelle Richardson: [finally picking up] I love you too.

[hangs up, and Tony smiles peacefully]

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Sid Jenkins: It's *you and me*. You know that and you're being stupid.

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Madame Deluca: With great breasts comes great responsibility.

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Effy Stonem: [about Sid] He wants you back.

Cassie Ainsworth: Tell him I've discovered the power of pussy.

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Effy Stonem: [to Cassie] So. Sid. Any other thoughts?

Cassie Ainsworth: Tell him I'm on a one-way ticket to Dick City and I love it!

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Effy Stonem: [about Sid's drawing] Loser isn't an emotion.

Sid Jenkins: It is to me. You think it's shit, don't you?

Effy Stonem: Yes.

Sid Jenkins: I used four biros and I bought them.

[takes them out]

Sid Jenkins: Four. You owe me 79 pence.

[Effy gets up and starts to undress]

Sid Jenkins: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Effy, what're you doing?

Effy Stonem: [while undressing] I'm going out. You've got 24 hours, Sid to produce something that doesn't look like coursework for GCSE spaz.

[goes over to her cupboard and takes out a pallet, paint and brush]

Effy Stonem: Dip your brush in that and don't even think of leaving this room until you've done it.

[sits down on the bed in her underwear]

Sid Jenkins: Listen, I don't think this is working out, yeah? Right, shall we just leave it, okay? I quit.

[Effy begins bouncing on her bed and makes groaning noises; Sid realizes what Effy is doing]

Sid Jenkins: All right. All right! I'm doing it.

[begins painting as Effy puts her dress on]

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Pandora: [while stoned] Hi, Mum. No, I'm fine, I'm super duper fine! Yep, I'm with my friends and they're like so fucking amazing. Well, I guess I'm looking at Tony's cock, but he can't tell. See ya!

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