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"New Tricks" Mad Dogs (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

Quotes

[first lines]

Brian Lane: Crap. Absolute crap. You're a bloody disgrace. Three-nil to that shower. What a load of complete, five-star, total, bloody rubbish!

Mark Lane: Dad, it was a friendly.

Brian Lane: There's no such thing. You should never have lost. Never in a million years.

Mark Lane: Against Spurs? We're non-league; they're ten divisions above us. What do you want to drink?

Brian Lane: Nothing. I'll just eat me bloody orange.

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Rod Erskine: I *knew* Eric.

Gerry Standing: You don't mean biblically?

Brian Lane: What, Eric was gay!

Rod Erskine: He was when I finished with him. Sorry.

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[last lines]

[Brian is drinking with two women]

Brian Lane: Now, who's for more Tia Maria?

1st Young Woman: I shouldn't.

Brian Lane: Oh come on. You know you'd like to; you know you want to, and I know deep down beneath that impressively upholstered and passionately seething bosom, you know you need to.

1st Young Woman: Only a small one.

Brian Lane: Oh,

[looks down]

Brian Lane: don't be so personal. How about you? Is size everything in your compendium?

1st Young Woman: You're mad, you are!

Brian Lane: As a fish!

[kisses both girls, then turns around to find his wife and son watching him]

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