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Two Million Stupid Women (2009)

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Melissa is determined to make this Birthday one to remember, and it will be, just not for the reasons she was hoping. Her journey to rid herself of her bad hook-up karma will lead to some pretty strange situations.

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Jamie Neese

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Amy Heidish
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Sarah Hall ... Melissa (as Sarah Lindsay Hall)
Katy Stoll Katy Stoll ... Anna
Mark R. Gerson ... Todd
Trevor Downie Trevor Downie ... JT
Mohammed Ojarigi Mohammed Ojarigi ... Scott (as Mo Ojarigi)
Joseph Porter ... Andrew
Nick Ballard ... James (as Bryan Dugas)
Joshua Morrow ... Jim
Coronado Romero Coronado Romero ... Craig
Grant Mahnken Grant Mahnken ... Henry
Lauren Nathanson Lauren Nathanson ... Mandy (as Lauren Waisbren)
Carolyn Cannon Carolyn Cannon ... Simone
Stirling Gardner ... Greg at Bergin's
Brian C. Smith Brian C. Smith ... Justin at Bergin's (as Brian Smith)
Sara Jean Underwood ... Ginger
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Melissa is not having a good night. On her 21st birthday, she's caught her boyfriend J.T. cheating on her with a bimbo that looks like a swizzle stick. As she drinks away her sorrows with her best friends Anna and Todd, she hits upon the idea to hunt down all of her previous hook ups and wipe the slate clean. Anna and Todd think this is a bad idea, but damned if they're gonna miss out on some potentially embarrassing drunken hijinks. Thus starts a journey that takes the three friends across the Los Angeles nightscape: from front doors to coffee bars to nightclubs, battling karaoke singers, nerds who can't hold their liquor, jerks, sluts, bad jokes, worse self esteem and mind games galore. It's a birthday for the books as Melissa navigates the tricky line between Closure and Crazy, scrambling to avoid becoming one of Two Million Stupid Women. Written by Anonymous

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1 Night, 3 friends, 5 Exes and... 2 Million Stupid Women. See more »

Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for sexual content and pervasive language
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

27 February 2009 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

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Filming Locations:

Glendale, California, USA See more »

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Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Film debut of Joshua Morrow. See more »

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Referenced in Filmmaker in a Box (2010) See more »

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Low Budget meets Brilliant Writing = A Real Gem
10 December 2012 | by mikechineaSee all my reviews

Never mind the title, here's your chance to be a fly on the wall to see Melissa (Sarah Hall), Anna (Katy Stoll) and Todd (Mark R. Gerson) go on an all-night screwball escapade trying to help Melissa fulfill a nutty and sometimes aching quest. This brilliantly written movie seemed to throw away all the Hollywood conventions and became a must see for independent cinema lovers, warts and all. Whether it's a tragedy hidden in a romantic comedy or a romantic comedy hidden in a tragedy or maybe it a sub-genre of a dark comedy I don't know and I don't care. It worked. It was great to see that even on a very limited budget the producers and director took the time to assemble a phenomenal cast and to get as much production value as possible. The sound track was perfect for the ages of the three pals cruising around trying to accomplish their crazy mission. I didn't care for the music but that's what twenty-something young adults would probably have on the radio and what would be playing at the clubs they visited. Jamie Neese did a great job directing Amy Heidish wonderful screenplay.


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