Lian huan pao
- 1h 26min
Hit-man arrives in Hong Kong from Holland and is given the task of eliminating three targets.Hit-man arrives in Hong Kong from Holland and is given the task of eliminating three targets.Hit-man arrives in Hong Kong from Holland and is given the task of eliminating three targets.
The rest of the film is a decidedly confusing mess (as we've come to expect from Joseph Lai's infamous production company) involving Ko hired to take out three targets including fellow regular bad guy John Ladalski (who it is revealed, has a somewhat sinisterly themed predilection for performing body painting and photography upon hapless damsels!) Whilst this plot is simple enough, matters become a more thoroughly head scratching affair when another tale of drug dealing and murder kicks into action involving two crime syndicates (or at least that's what I made of it anyway).
Still, to be fair, do any of these films make even a jot of sense? Of course not! And that's precisely why they're so much fun! With this in mind therefore, one has only to simply sit back and enjoy the demented spectacle that is on display. And the highlights in this particular entry?
OK, brace yourself because here we have a rather notable combination of vaginal drug smuggling, a shower head drowning(!), torture by baby turtles(!!), a transvestite assassin(!!!) and a dog sniffing women's bottoms(!!!!) Yes, it's all here, every ingredient one could surely ever want for in a film erm .well maybe.
- Mar 4, 2008