Solo porn has gone out of style. Once a big deal back in the day of loops and peep shows, the concept of watching a beautiful model strip or masturbate in-one seems archaic, but this obscure video finds it useful in the bondage/fetish genre.
So nearly 20 models are presented tied up, hog-tied, some of them gagged, somehow finding the dexterity to masturbate with odd dildos or metal instruments. That's all she wrote - she being obscuro filmmaker "Jim Martin". So is the title that apparently is a play on words about that once- famous Facebook predecessor which has gone the way of the dodo bird.
The usual bondage video is far shorter, often less than half the running time of this tedious opus, and features women interacting and some tormentor to liven up the non-action. Why the "fait accompli" of the poor damsel already all tied up with nowhere to go was considered sufficient is known only to Mr. Martin.
Many famous bondagettes appear and will appeal to their respective fans. My personal vote went to Mz. Berlin, early in her career and such mainstream favorites as Diana Doll, Amber Michaels, Anastasia Pierce and Holly Hollywood. All of them have given infinitely better performances in story-line features.
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