| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Trace Adkins | ... | Angel of Death / Trace Adkins | |
| Brandon Alter | ... | He's Much Fatter in Person. | |
| Chriss Anglin | ... | John F. Kennedy | |
| Geoffrey Arend | ... | Mohammed | |
| Scott Bailey | ... | Celebrity 2 | |
| Dana Lyn Baron | ... | Speaker 1940's | |
| Mark Vafiades | ... | Look Out! It's Those Christians! (as Mark Basil) | |
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Morgan Beck | ... | "Free History Term Papers" |
| Julian Berlin | ... | Woman at Awards Party | |
| Randall Bosley | ... | Mussolini | |
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Joanne Bowland | ... | Intern |
| Cocoa Brown | ... | Airport Security Guard 1 | |
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Vicki Browne | ... | Rosie O'Connell |
| Mary Castro | ... | Hottie | |
| Gary Coleman | ... | Bacon Stains Malone | |
At a July 4 barbecue, gramps tells the kids the story of Michael Malone, a documentary filmmaker and Michael Moore look-alike who hates America and wants to abolish July 4th. He refuses to celebrate with his nephew Josh, who's shipping out soon to the Middle East. That night, Michel has a vision of his hero, JFK, who predicts that three ghosts will visit Michael. Sure enough, General Patton, George Washington, and country music star Trace Adkins visit Michael show him the fruits of patriotism, just wars, and pacifism. Meanwhile, Arab terrorists want Malone to help them with a propaganda film. Is he the next Leni Riefenstahl or will he see the light? Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>
An American Carol is an entertaining movie on many levels. I found it to be humorous and extremely poignant. The last take off on Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" that was this funny and this entertaining was Bill Murray's Scrooged. Kevin Farley (yes, Chris' brother) is amazing as rotund, anti-American film maker Michael Malone. This film perfectly lampoons and wonderfully illustrates mindless liberal agendas across the board. It's even emotional and moving at times. The amazing cast includes many cameos (Leslie Nielsen, Dennis Hopper, Kelsey Grammar, James Woods, etc.) and many outstanding performances. Almost every scene delivers either something silly, flat out funny or something to think about. If this movie doesn't make you think and cherish America then your mind is already closed, what there is of it.