2012 (I) (2009)
Morgan Lily: Lilly Curtis
Kate Curtis : [on the phone with Jackson] Hello?
Jackson Curtis : [in the limo en route to Kate's house] Kate, stop what you're doing.
Kate Curtis : Jackson?
Jackson Curtis : Listen to me. I've rented a plane. Pack up the kids, I'm gonna be there in five minutes.
Kate Curtis : What are you talking about? We're gonna do our regular Saturday. Noah has music at 2 and Lil has karate.
Gordon Silberman : Not gonna expect him to remember.
Jackson Curtis : Kate, California is going down! Pack up the kids now!
Kate Curtis : They just got back. God, you sound like a cray person. The Governor just said we're fine.
Jackson Curtis : The guy's an actor! He's reading a script! When they tell you not to panic...
[makes a hard left]
Jackson Curtis : that's when you run!
Kate Curtis : Look, will you call me back when you calm down?
[hangs up phone]
Lilly Curtis : Mommy, why is Daddy so crazy?
[Gordon looks at Kate]
Kate Curtis : Finish your pancakes, Al Capone.
[Yellowstone's caldera erupts. The giant ash cloud and fire is rushing behind them]
Lilly Curtis : Daddy, it's following us.
Jackson Curtis : Don't look at it! Get down on the ground. Get on the ground and hold on. Don't look back. Don't look back. Look at me. Do I look scared?
Lilly Curtis : Uh-huh.
Sasha : Boss, I found us a plane.
Yuri Karpov : Can you still fly that thing?
Sasha : Sure, boss. But I need co-pilot.
Lilly Curtis : Gordon's a pilot.
Gordon Silberman : No, I'm not. I'm not.
Jackson Curtis : Yes, he is. Great pilot. Let's go.
Yuri Karpov : Good. Let's go!
[both groups set out for the plane]
Gordon Silberman : [just before going outdoors] Jackson, stop saying I'm a pilot.