[Stottlemeyer and Disher are trying to track down John Kuramoto in the aftermath of Monk getting shot, and are interrogating his cousin Vince]
Lt. Randall Disher : You don't know where he is? Well, you're staying at his house, Vince.
Vince Kuramoto : Hey, man. I'm just crashing there for a few days. He's my cousin.
Lt. Randall Disher : Where do you think he is, Vince?
[Vince speaks loud and clearly into the microphone]
Vince Kuramoto : I don't know.
[hits the microphone with his hand. Stottlemeyer puts it back upright]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Tough guy, ehh?
[shows the bullet, in an evidence bag]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Look at this. See that? That's a bullet. That's a bullet that got dug out of our very dear friend's leg tonight.
Lt. Randall Disher : That makes your cousin a former cop shooter.
Vince Kuramoto : Former what?
Lt. Randall Disher : Former cop shooter.
Vince Kuramoto : You mean he used to shoot cops?
Lt. Randall Disher : No. He shot someone who used to be a cop.
Vince Kuramoto : Why didn't you say that?
Lt. Randall Disher : I did, it's the same thing.
Vince Kuramoto : It's not the same thing at all, it's not even close.
[Stottlemeyer is getting very fed up by now]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Oh for God's sakes! What are you two, married or what? Look, it's not complicated, Vince! If you know where your cousin is and you aren't telling us, that makes you an accessory after the fact.
Lt. Randall Disher : For aiding and abetting.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : For attempted murder, which is a very very *VERY* long *goodbye*! Let me put this way, your parole officer: he hasn't been born yet.