- Ms. Ehrlich: Did you kill Arthur yet?
- Dani Reese: No.
- Ms. Ehrlich: Aw. I saw the caller ID and I got all excited...
- Charlie Crews: If only we had a really big book that listed everybody's name, addresses and phone numbers...
- Captain Tidwell: Dude, you are old school.
- [first lines]
- Narrator: Chasing after the world, brings only chaos. Allowing it to come to be, brings only peace. Retreat from the world, and it shall pursue you. To exist, to allow the world to exist, all things at once, all things as one, this is the path to serenity. Balance. See yourself as part of the world.
- [Dani suddenly switches Charlie's ipod plug with for music]