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Stan Helsing (2009)

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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »

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Bo Zenga

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Bo Zenga
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Steve Howey ... Stan Helsing
Diora Baird ... Nadine
Kenan Thompson ... Teddy
Desi Lydic ... Mia
Leslie Nielsen ... Kay
Kit Zenga Kit Zenga ... Orphan
Darren Moore ... Crazy
Twan Holliday ... Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton ... Fweddy
Travis MacDonald Travis MacDonald ... Hitcher
Lee Tichon ... Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger ... Mason
Charles Zuckermann Charles Zuckermann ... Needlehead
Jeff Gulka ... Lucky
Chad Krowchuk ... Sully
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Storyline

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers. Written by Anonymous

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The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.

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Comedy | Horror

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language | See all certifications »

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Country:

Canada | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2010 (Russia) See more »

Also Known As:

Mega Monster Movie See more »

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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital | DTS (5.1)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

Kenan Thompson wears a Superman spoof costume in the movie. He had previously done so while playing Superdude on All That (1994). See more »

Goofs

When Stan Helsing is hitting the hockey kid the kids' hockey bat disappears between the shots and appears again in the last shot. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Stan Helsing: [picking up a ringing phone] Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.
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Crazy Credits

The makeup department is listed in the end credits with humorous nicknames like "Jeny 'Puppet-Sex' Cassady" and "Werner 'Monkey Gland' Pretorius"). See more »

Connections

References The Sixth Sense (1999) See more »

Soundtracks

Say It Again
Written by Scribe (as J. Luafutu), Hammond, J and I Lusitini
Performed by Scribe featuring Tyra Hammond
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Nauseatingly bad!
18 January 2010 | by antonedboneSee all my reviews

Wow, just got done watching this "parody" and it was so bad I feel like throwing up...not kidding! At first it grabs you, thinking it might be a funny spoof, like Scary Movie and the like, but if you can tolerate this thing till the end, you will see it is nothing of the sort. The acting is terrible. There is nothing funny at all, it just drags on and on and you'll find yourself begging for the end. Not even to see how it ends, just because of the sweet release of watching. I could never sit through this movie again. I can't express how bad it is, possibly the worst movie of all time. The 2 main female characters are pretty hot, and that's the ONLY good thing about the movie. I NEVER put posts on this website, but had to with this one, just because it is so bad. Avoid at all costs.


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