Stan Helsing

20092009
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1h 48min

Stan Helsing (2009)

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his ex-girlfriend, best buddy and an exotic dancer encounter a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.

Comedy Fantasy Horror

A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?

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Awards
- 1 win

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Kenan Thompson, Steve Howey, Desi Lydic, and Diora Baird in Stan Helsing (2009)

Kenan Thompson, Steve Howey, Desi Lydic, and Diora Baird in Stan Helsing (2009)

Stan Helsing (2009)

Stan Helsing (2009)

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Steve Howey in Stan Helsing (2009)

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Diora Baird in Stan Helsing (2009)

Diora Baird in Stan Helsing (2009)

Desi Lydic and Diora Baird in Stan Helsing (2009)

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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers. —Anonymous

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Taglines
- The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.
Genres
Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
- Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language
Parents guide

Trivia
Ken Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed as a horror movie character in the past. He played Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason (2003), while in this movie he plays Mason who is a spoof of Jason.

Goofs
When the 18-wheeler truck cut in front of Teddy's minivan, the doors of the trailer swing open to reveal its scary contents. A minute later, when they show the back of the trailer again, the doors are closed and locked.

Quotes
Nadine: I can't believe I ever went out with you.
Stan Helsing: The best six weeks of your life.
Nadine: It was two weeks.
Stan Helsing: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.

Crazy credits
Outtakes play throughout the end credits.

Connections
Referenced in Nostalgia Critic: Is Parody Dead? (2013)

Soundtracks
Where U At
Written by Johnathan Simon, Morgan Little and Tek Luciano
Performed by Tek Luciano & M.O.

Top review

Stan Helsing gets an A

This movie is very funny! Mia is hilarious as the ditsy blonde, and her lines will make you laugh a lot. It is exactly as it describes itself: a parody, and this is one of the better ones. I recommend this to anyone who likes parodies, if you don't laugh at this, then you are seriously lacking in the humor department. Four stars! I've watched this movie several times, and laugh at each viewing. It's not for those who are seeking intelligent humor, it's geared to those who just like cheap laughs. The girls are definitely hot, and Mia changes costumes several times, each one will make any guy's libido stand at attention. After watching this on cable I purchased the DVD, and look forward to laughing again and again. My compliments to the chef who cooked up this winner.

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5

nabakov62
May 18, 2011

Release date
- March 25, 2010 (Russia)
Countries of origin
- Canada
- United States
Language
- English
Also known as
- Scary Movie: Stan Helsing (2009)
Filming locations
- Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA
Production companies
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Gross worldwide
- $1,475,003

See detailed box office info on IMDbPro

Runtime
- 1h 48min
Color
- Color
Sound mix
- Dolby Digital
Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1

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