It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ...
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Cast
| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Steve Howey | ... | Stan Helsing | |
| Diora Baird | ... | Nadine | |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Teddy | |
| Desi Lydic | ... | Mia | |
| Leslie Nielsen | ... | Kay | |
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Kit Zenga | ... | Orphan |
| Darren Moore | ... | Crazy | |
| Twan Holliday | ... | Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday) | |
| Ben Cotton | ... | Fweddy | |
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Travis MacDonald | ... | Hitcher |
| Lee Tichon | ... | Michael Crier | |
| Ken Kirzinger | ... | Mason | |
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Charles Zuckermann | ... | Needlehead |
| Jeff Gulka | ... | Lucky | |
| Chad Krowchuk | ... | Sully | |
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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers. Written by Anonymous
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The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language | See all certifications »Parents Guide:
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Language:
EnglishRelease Date:
25 March 2010 (Russia) See more »Also Known As:
Mega Monster Movie See more »Company Credits
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Stan Helsing: [picking up a ringing phone] Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.
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Kenan Thompson wears a Superman spoof costume in the movie. He had previously done so while playing Superdude on All That (1994). See more »Goofs
When Stan Helsing is hitting the hockey kid the kids' hockey bat disappears between the shots and appears again in the last shot. See more »Quotes
[first lines]Stan Helsing: [picking up a ringing phone] Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.
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The makeup department is listed in the end credits with humorous nicknames like "Jeny 'Puppet-Sex' Cassady" and "Werner 'Monkey Gland' Pretorius"). See more »Frequently Asked Questions
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Wow, just got done watching this "parody" and it was so bad I feel like throwing up...not kidding! At first it grabs you, thinking it might be a funny spoof, like Scary Movie and the like, but if you can tolerate this thing till the end, you will see it is nothing of the sort. The acting is terrible. There is nothing funny at all, it just drags on and on and you'll find yourself begging for the end. Not even to see how it ends, just because of the sweet release of watching. I could never sit through this movie again. I can't express how bad it is, possibly the worst movie of all time. The 2 main female characters are pretty hot, and that's the ONLY good thing about the movie. I NEVER put posts on this website, but had to with this one, just because it is so bad. Avoid at all costs.