Stan Helsing (2009)

A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?

Director:

Bo Zenga

Writer:

Bo Zenga

Stars:

Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson

Bottom Rated Movies #85 | 1 win.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Steve Howey	...	Stan Helsing
Diora Baird	...	Nadine
Kenan Thompson	...	Teddy
Desi Lydic	...	Mia
Leslie Nielsen	...	Kay
Kit Zenga	...	Orphan
Darren Moore	...	Crazy
Twan Holliday	...	Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton	...	Fweddy
Travis MacDonald	...	Hitcher
Lee Tichon	...	Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger	...	Mason
Charles Zuckermann	...	Needlehead
Jeff Gulka	...	Lucky
Chad Krowchuk	...	Sully

Storyline

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.

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Plot Keywords:

slapstick comedy | striptease | sexual innuendo | woman squeezing another woman's breast | touching breasts | 

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Taglines:

The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language

Did You Know?

Trivia

The director of the film also plays the gay porn director for Cornhole Pictures in the movie.

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Goofs

When they're tossing the hitchhiker out the back of the van, there's a lot of light behind them, possibly from another car. In the next shot, after the hiker is gone, the light is no longer there.

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Quotes

[first lines]
Stan Helsing: [picking up a ringing phone] Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.

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Crazy Credits

Outtakes play throughout the end credits.

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Connections

Spoofs Jeepers Creepers (2001)

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Soundtracks

This Is Your Night
Written by Rie Sinclair and Rick Krizman
Performed by Rie Sinclair

User Reviews

It has it's funny moments, but they are to few and far between

This is a good example of what happens when decent comic actors accept parts in a terrible movie vehicle. They probably need the work, so they do their best even if they can't hide that the movie stinks. For one, Kenan Thompson has a real comic flare, I only hope he gets better films to feature it in. And the other three leads showed comic potential too. I admit there were some genuinely funny moments that made me laugh, like the Karaoke scenes and some of the lines by the blond character (Desi Lydic). Unfortunately what comes between these few funny scenes, and makes up the majority of the film, was terrible. The over all film almost made me forget any of it had made me laugh. The bathroom humor, for instance, was just plain stupid.

And Leslie Neilson, what were you thinking doing this bomb? Hard to believe the same man who starred in classics like 'Forbidden Planet' has resorted to this for a pay check. He was funny in other comedy films, but why do this? My advice is to skip this one.

Details

Country:

Canada USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2010 (Russia)

Also Known As:

Stan Helsing

Filming Locations:

Cloverdale, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

Box Office

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$1,475,003

Company Credits

Production Co:

Boz Productions, Insight Film Studios, Helsing Releasing

Technical Specs

Runtime:

108 min 92 min (edited)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital DTS (5.1)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1