Pushy inn owners make potential Realtors stay for a week in their cookie production factory. It's a great setting for a horror movie, but we'll have to settle for this.
The inn owners are aliens that live entirely on sugar. Donuts, cocoa, cookies, and more cookies. There's also the other creepy guests. Daddy died overseas, but they come to the inn every year to relive the experience. Meanwhile, the lead's dad has been dead for a couple weeks and neither of his daughters seem to have noticed. Oh look, it's a zombie doing jigsaw puzzle. As others have noted, there is absolutely no chemistry between the leads. Every time Chad leans in for a kiss you wonder what in the world is possessing him.
On the bright side, this movie filled in my Christmas movie bingo card:
Decorating Christmas cookies
Man helping a woman (who doesn't need his help) put the angel on the tree
Creepy use of mistletoe for kissing
"Cookies warm from the oven" (not to be confused with the ones that were decorated earlier)
People wearing terrible sweaters
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