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Stop writing the fucking ticket! Are you a fucking machine?
I'm just doing my job.
Fine, whatever... that's less money for me to spend on immigrants, right?
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Written by Vince Vieluf (as Vincent Vieluf)
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Published by Still Black Pond Music (ASCAP) See more »
I have nothing to do with movies or music in any professional capacity. I simply watch them. I've seen quite a few bad movies, including some I thought should offer refunds. This is one of them. Reminded me of a very, very boring, lame version of American Psycho. Unlike AP, this movie was totally predictable. It was hard to sit through. I had to keep resisting the urge to press fast forward. There isn't much dialogue. The "music" was the worst of thing of all - horrible, too loud, blasted at weird times and extremely annoying. The only movie I've ever seen more boring and pointless than this was Open Water. Unless you have nothing better to do, skip this one.
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