- Harley gets an invite to the Legion of Doom's prospective members party, but Ivy discovers that it's her Lex Luthor is really after.
- At the Atlantis Museum of Art, King Shark is sitting on the steps. A guard comes up and King Shark says that he's waiting for the museum to open. Harley swims out with a treasure, and when the guards go after them, Aquaman arrives and tells them that he'll apprehend the airbreathers. Once the guards go, Clayface drops his "Aquaman" disguise and they go up to the boat where Psycho is waiting. The real Aquaman arrives and blasts Clayface, then tells them to return the Atlantean jewels. Clayface praises Aquaman as the "Shakespeare of the Sea", and Aquaman's dolphin jokes about Harley.
Harley fires a flare and Ivy emerges from the deep with a kelp tentacle monster. She grabs Aquaman with the kelp and Psycho pilots the boat away, leaving Aquaman to swear watery vengeance.
Later at the mall, Harley and her crew watch a newscast about the theft and how they made Aquaman look like an amateur. Ivy gets all of the praise, and Ivy insists that she's not part of the crew. Harley says that she got an invitation from the Legion of Doom asking all of them to come to the Legion's HQ to discuss further possibilities. Psycho figures they can finally move out of the mall, and Syd comes in and says that Gotham's Carpet King found the mall satisfactory.
The building shakes, and Syd says that he's not going with the crew. Psycho asks Harley to mention that he doesn't call women c*nts anymore to the Legion, and Ivy congratulates Harley on achieving her dream. Ivy refuses to go, insisting she's not in the group, but Harley guilts her into going anyway.
Later at the Legion HQ, Scarecrow shows the crew statues of their members. There's an aquarium with a real diver that King Shark can eat, and Scarecrow explains to Clayface that they do improve every Wednesday. He shows off their three kryptonite-powered submarines, and Lex Luthor greets Harley. Lex says that Harley is an evil rising star since she went solo. Ivy asks why they're there, and Lex explains that he nominated Harley to become a Legion member. He says that she should come to the party that night and mesh, and if goes well then she could become a member of the LODRSVP. Harley agrees and asks to get her parking validated, and Lex tells her that they don't validate.
As the others go to the gift shop, Ivy asks Lex why he's suddenly so interested in Harley. She notes that they've invited her multiple times but she doesn't want to join, and animates the nearby plants to grab Lex. Lex admits that he wants Ivy, not Harley, and they invited Harley to get Ivy to show. Ivy insists that she's not joining the Legion, and Lex tells her that if she doesn't then Harley doesn't get in either. Harley comes up and says the place is awesome.
Back at the mall, Psycho dozes until the building shakes. He goes out and Syd says at first that he didn't hear anything. He finally claims that it's just the pipes, and a monster extends a tentacle through the floor and grabs Psycho, then smashes him against the walls. It leaves him and Psycho demands an explanation, and Syd says that there's a giant tentacle monster in the basement.
That night, the crew arrive at the party and Harley worries that Joker is going to be there then says that she doesn't care. She sees her competition--KGBeast--and Ivy tells her friend that the place isn't Harley. Harley doesn't believe it and goes to mingle.
King Shark argues with the fish in the aquarium. Kite Man is there and approaches Ivy at the punch bowl, and explains that he's there catering. Harley notices that Ivy is talking to Kite Man, and Ivy says that Kite Man outclasses all the other villains. Aquaman blasts through the window and demands his family jewels from Harley and Ivy.
The monster retreats to the basement, and Syd suggests that they don't kill it like Psycho wants. He finally admits that the monster is his sister, and Psycho asks for an explanation.
Harley knocks Aquaman down and they fight. Clayface disguises himself as Superman and Aquaman cuts off his head with his trident. The other villains attack Aquaman, and Kite Man moves forward armed with his kite. However, he gets pulled outside when Aquaman knocks Black Adam through the skylight. Ivy admits to Harley that Kite Man might have called her babe.
Aquaman tells Lex to call off the villains because it's between him and the two female villains. Black Manta greets Aquaman and figures it's not not about him, and Aquaman blasts him back onto Ivy. Furious, Harley attacks Aquaman, but he shrugs off her blows and punches her into the aquarium glass. When Aquaman prepares to blast Ivy, Harley sees the cracked glass and taunts him. Aquaman throws his trident at Harley, who ducks. The trident hits the glass, breaking it, and the fish go flying everywhere. Aquaman is shocked at hurting his "brothers", and grabs the ones KGBeast isn't stomping on. Harley suggests he take the fish to a nearby YMCA pool, but Aquaman irritably notes that saltwater fish can't survive in chlorinated water. As Aquaman leaves with the fish, everyone applauds Harley.
Syd and Psycho go into the basement, and Syd explains that his sister Muriel and he were CIA. She was a scientist and Syd was a cleaner for the Agency. Syd asked Muriel to make him an octopus/chimpanzee hybrid--a monkeypus--to aid him. He eventually bugged her into doing it, but it went wrong and Muriel was merged with the octopus. The two men go to a janitor's closet and Syd then finds the right room next door. Inside is Muriel.
Harley tells Ivy that fighting Aquaman is getting her into the Legion. Lex fist-bumps KGBeast and glares at Ivy, who tells Harley that it's still cool to be nominated even if she doesn't get in. Harley says that she'd kill herself if she doesn't get in, and Clayface and King Shark come over. Lex tells Ivy that it's her last chance to join the Legion, and Ivy insists that Harley is good enough to get in on her own. Ivy looks over at Harley celebrating with her crew-mates.
A few minutes later, Lex announces that they have a new member. Ivy whispers to Harley to join her instead, but Harley says that she left Joker to join the Legion on Ivy's advice and she's going to join. As KGBeast gets up to accept his membership, Ivy tells Harley that the Legion were just using Harley to get to her. Lex welcomes their newest member: Harley. Angry, Harley sarcastically thanks Ivy for believing in her and goes to the podium.
The crew go back to the mall, and Ivy tells Harley to join the Legion on her own. Harley insists that the Legion is awesome, and tells Ivy not to put her insecurities on her. She figures Ivy is afraid Harley won't need her anymore, and hates it that Harley has made something of herself without Joker. Harley accuses Ivy of trying to sabotage her, and Ivy storms off.
The building shakes and Harley, Clayface, and King Shark fall through the crumbling floor. Psycho is telekinetically restraining Muriel, and Syd begs his sister to forgive him. When Harley asks for an explanation, Psycho gives her the one-sentence description. King Shark tells Syd to try and talk to Muriel, and Psycho figures Muriel understands English. Syd apologizes, and Psycho translates Muriel saying that she was angry because Syd abandoned her and she lost her best friend. Touched, Harley looks at her phone photo of her and Ivy together.
In her room, Ivy looks at the same photo.
Muriel thought that Syd would never give up on their friendship, and Syd says that he was afraid that he let it go too long and she wouldn't forgive him. His sister embraces him, and Syd releases Muriel from the room. Muriel goes out and begins a rampage, killing everyone on the street. Harley quickly closes the door so they don't have to see it.
The next day at the Legion HQ, Harley and her crew are granted access... even Psycho. Harley tells him that he can't go on any capers with a female member. She then starts to text Ivy, apologizing for overreacting. Before she can send it, Lex greets her and Harley deletes the message. Ivy, seeing the start of the messages, sighs in frustration.
Lex tells Harley that another member wanted to drop by: Joker.
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