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Miss March (2009)

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Eugene believes in no sex before marriage. So DID his girlfriend, Cindi. His BFF loves sex. At Senior Prom, just before sex with Cindi, he falls into a coma. Waking up 4 years later, his Cindi is Miss March in Playboy. Can he get her back?

Writers:

Zach Cregger (screenplay), Trevor Moore (screenplay) | 3 more credits »
2 nominations. See more awards »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Zach Cregger ... Eugene Bell
Trevor Moore ... Tucker Cleigh
Raquel Alessi ... Cindi Whitehall
Molly Stanton ... Candace
Craig Robinson ... Horsedick.MPEG
Hugh Hefner ... Hugh Hefner (as Hugh M. Hefner)
Carla Jimenez ... Nurse Juanita
Cedric Yarbrough ... Doctor
Geoff Meed ... Fireman Rick
Slade Pearce ... Young Eugene (as Slade Austin Pearce)
Remy Thorne ... Young Tucker
Eve Mauro ... Vonka
Alexis Raben ... Katja
Windell Middlebrooks ... Bouncer #1 (as Windell D. Middlebrooks)
Lindsay Schoneweis Lindsay Schoneweis ... Sheila
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Storyline

A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl. Written by Anonymous

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After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart...on pages 95-97.

Genres:

Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Trivia

In the early scene at the "Abstinence Now" seminar, some of Raquel Alessi's (Cindi Whitehall's) lines were dubbed over for the movie's final release. Originally, the story she told on stage prominently featured the word "retard", referring to a baby that was born to an illegitimate mother who smoked. Due to concerns over bad press, the word was changed to "crackhead". See more »

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When Eugene and his girlfriend are giving the speech to the children about sex, we see her lips say "retard" but hear "crackhead". See more »

Quotes

Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.
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Alternate Versions

Unrated edition features more nudity and extended scenes for a total of 93min. See more »

Connections

References The Spirit (2008) See more »

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White Bitch
Written by Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Performed by Craig Robinson
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not for all tastes but you might like it
18 March 2009 | by mattkratzSee all my reviews

Critics tended to pan this movie. While I'll admit that the movie tended to lean towards gross and raunchy humor at times (especially the sex scenes, the "flasher" scenes, and the lesbian car driver characters) and that it didn't seem to be fit for all tastes or aiming for being a classic, I still enjoyed the movie and thought it was truly hilarious. What else can you expect from a movie that centers around Playboy magazine? My favorite scenes were with Molly Stanton chasing after the best friend after, during a pole dance scene, he instigated her into having a seizure with strobe lights and tried to pry her off of him by stabbing her in the face with a fork. Her chasing after him and getting the fire department to do the same were, in my opinion, the funniest scenes. I also liked the road trip scenes and Tucker's meeting with Hugh Heffner. You might like this movie. It really depends on your taste and "material threshold." Give it a try if you're in the right mood.

** 1/2 out of ****


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Country:

USA

Language:

English | Portuguese

Release Date:

13 March 2009 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Playboys See more »

Filming Locations:

Santa Clarita, California, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$6,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$2,409,156, 15 March 2009

Gross USA:

$4,543,320

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$4,591,629
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Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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