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Miss March (2009)

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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his ... See full summary »


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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Eugene Bell
... Tucker Cleigh
... Cindi Whitehall
... Candace
... Horsedick.MPEG
... Hugh Hefner (as Hugh M. Hefner)
... Nurse Juanita
... Doctor
... Fireman Rick
... Young Eugene (as Slade Austin Pearce)
... Young Tucker
... Vonka
... Katja
... Bouncer #1 (as Windell D. Middlebrooks)
Lindsay Schoneweis ... Sheila


A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis


After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart...on pages 95-97.


Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Official Sites:

Fox Searchlight




Release Date:

13 March 2009 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Miss February  »

Filming Locations:



Box Office


$6,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$2,409,156, 15 March 2009, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$4,542,775, 26 April 2009
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Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?


Playboy had no involvement with the film until Hugh Hefner was invited to watch an unfinished cut with Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore. See more »


When Eugene holds up the shirt in the car after leaving the gas station, he is still in his hospital gown. Seconds later, when he asks about going to a motel, he is wearing the shirt. See more »


Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.
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References Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) See more »


Suck My Dick
Written by Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Performed by Craig Robinson
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Dumb and Dumb again!!!
18 March 2009 | by See all my reviews

Whoever went to see this movie and thought: " Hey...it's funny...I really enjoyed this one". Must have been watching Road Trip...because this movie was the stupidest, dumbest and most ridiculous movie I have seen in years. I thought Max Payne was bad...Max Payne was Ben-Hur compared to this movie. The worst acting by both main characters, even worse by the secondary ones(the crazy epileptic gf,crazy firefighter,lesbian Russians,Hugh Hefner,the bouncer with glasses(he should stop doing movies)). I mean will you people stop giving all of these movies 5 stars up here. Fired up was a way better movie than this! And if the directors think we didn't notice a little bit amateur camera work around the motel scenes they are mistaken! Basically this movie sucked! Badly...Meet the Spartans was funnier, Scary Movie 3 was better. Date movie was more appealing than Miss March!

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