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Miss March (2009)

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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his ... See full summary »

Writers:

Zach Cregger (screenplay), Trevor Moore (screenplay) | 3 more credits »
2 nominations. See more awards »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Zach Cregger ... Eugene Bell
Trevor Moore ... Tucker Cleigh
Raquel Alessi ... Cindi Whitehall
Molly Stanton ... Candace
Craig Robinson ... Horsedick.MPEG
Hugh Hefner ... Hugh Hefner (as Hugh M. Hefner)
Carla Jimenez ... Nurse Juanita
Cedric Yarbrough ... Doctor
Geoff Meed ... Fireman Rick
Slade Pearce ... Young Eugene (as Slade Austin Pearce)
Remy Thorne ... Young Tucker
Eve Mauro ... Vonka
Alexis Raben ... Katja
Windell Middlebrooks ... Bouncer #1 (as Windell D. Middlebrooks)
Lindsay Schoneweis Lindsay Schoneweis ... Sheila
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Storyline

A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl. Written by Anonymous

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Taglines:

After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart...on pages 95-97.

Genres:

Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug use | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

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Details

Official Sites:

Fox Searchlight

Country:

USA

Language:

English | Portuguese

Release Date:

13 March 2009 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Miss February See more »

Filming Locations:

Santa Clarita, California, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$6,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$2,409,156, 15 March 2009, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$4,542,775, 26 April 2009
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Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

In the early scene at the "Abstinence Now" seminar, some of Raquel Alessi's (Cindi Whitehall's) lines were dubbed over for the movie's final release. Originally, the story she told on stage prominently featured the word "retard", referring to a baby that was born to an illegitimate mother who smoked. Due to concerns over bad press, the word was changed to "crackhead". See more »

Goofs

When Tucker lights up the pipe, we see a little burning piece of ash float to the curtains in the back, and light them up. However, there are three mistakes. First, the little burning ash turns off right before touching the curtains, second, the fire comes from below, instead of coming from where the ash supposedly touches the curtain, and third, a curtain could not be lit up in that way, and that fast by a little burning ash, unless it had some fuel poured to it previously. See more »

Quotes

Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.
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Alternate Versions

Unrated edition features more nudity and extended scenes for a total of 93min. See more »


Soundtracks

White Bitch
Written by Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Performed by Craig Robinson
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Shame shame shame
1 November 2009 | by zildjianboySee all my reviews

I will not dignify this film with comments on the plot.. the characters.. the story line for this would be giving it more than it deserves.

Simply put this is one of those movies that you watch because its kind of like a car accident, you know you shouldn't be looking but you can't look away. The acting is so incredibly bad that you actually feel pity and shame for the actors who appear it in it.

It's a bad bad disease, please only watch this film if you watching it for the "it's so bad its good" factor.

Woeful.. awful... absolutely embarrassing for every single person involved. If I served the crew lunch I would want my name left off the credits in fear that this disaster would somehow follow me.


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