A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his ...
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Melinda loves her fiancé Ron. Her brother Todd, doesn't approve of his upcoming brother-in-law. He wants Melinda to cancel the wedding, but for her to do that, he must get Ron to mess up. ... See full summary »
A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school - Beth Cooper - during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life.
When Adam accidentally gives up the location for the senior skip day party to his school's principal, he offers up his house as a new location. But for it to be a success, he needs to get ... See full summary »
Three college roommates join a bus full of gorgeous models and travel the country to compete in a National Beer Pong Championship. With a busload of attractive women who knows how much fun they could have?
A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.Written by
Robert Wagner was originally cast in the Hugh Hefner role, but when the rough cut was screened for Hefner's approval, he was so amused by the film that he agreed to play himself. As a result, all of Wagner's scenes had to be scrapped and re-shot. See more »
When Eugene holds up the shirt in the car after leaving the gas station, he is still in his hospital gown. Seconds later, when he asks about going to a motel, he is wearing the shirt. See more »
When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.
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Unrated edition features more nudity and extended scenes for a total of 93min. See more »
I learned 3 things about myself when I saw Miss March, a comedy in which a young man awakens from a four-year coma to discover his former girlfriend posed for Playboy as Miss March during his absence:
1. I am a prude by any standard applied to this abomination of a home movie disguised as a film comedy. The references to penises are multiple and always degrading; accompanying the infantile penile obsession is a satire of epilepsy rude beyond reason. The times a character defecates in front of the camera are shocking and gratuitous in the extreme.
2. As a former English major, I learned the art the picaresque has been used to show knowledge emerging from travel. However, this adolescent trip is so beyond enlightening that the Odysseys of characters from Homer to Kumar are forever diminished by the association.
3. I resent Hugh Hefner, in his 80's looking like his 90's, playing himself when no one, not even he, could ever portray the depraved, aging satyr better than he does in real life. His Viagra bill is either astronomical or just for show. There, I feel much better about wasting two hours on this claptrap; after all, watching bad movies is only part of what I do.
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