| Episode credited cast: | |||
| Charlie Day | ... | Charlie Kelly | |
| Glenn Howerton | ... | Dennis Reynolds | |
| Rob McElhenney | ... | Mac | |
| Kaitlin Olson | ... | Dee Reynolds | |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Frank Reynolds | |
| Tracey Walter | ... | Bum | |
| Lee Weaver | ... | Junkyard Owner | |
| Michael Merton | ... | Neighborhood Leader | |
| Ryan Homchick | ... | Jaywalker | |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
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Robert Michael Kelly | ... | Pedestrian |
| Carla Renata | ... | Police Clerk | |
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Russ Widdall | ... | Hot Dog Vendor |
Since there has been bums hanging around Paddys Pub, the gang tries to get rid of this problem. To do this they go to the police but end up getting a police car and start to impersonate police. While doing this they discover all the good treatment they get so they decide to keep this act up, but problems arise. Written by James Hake