The Simpsons Game (Video Game 2007) Poster

(2007 Video Game)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders, Maggie Simpson, Kearney



  • Marge Simpson : Bart! What are you doing next to a video game store?


    Marge Simpson : Buying a video game!

    [she snatches the game form Bart] 

    Marge Simpson : This is going to the same place that I put your swimsuit magazines, and BB gun! Homer's underwear drawer.

    [she storms off] 

    Bart Simpson : Oh great, now I've got nothing to play except the games I got yesterday. And I'm totally sick of those!

    [the Simpsons Game manual falls on Bart, who picks it up] 

    Bart Simpson : The Simpsons Game? Hmm... the only Simpsons Game I know is when we pretend Dad isn't an alcoholic. Hey, it's a game about Springfield! With Dad as a character, and Mom, and Lisa... who'd wanna play her?


    Bart Simpson : I'm in this game? I wonder what my powers are? Jumping, leaping gliding...

    [he turns into Bartman] 

    Bart Simpson : All right!

    Homer Simpson : [appears clutching a gun and a magazine]  Hey Bart, look what appeared in my magic drawer. Hey what's with the fruity get-up? If you're planning to come home like that don't bother.

  • Bart Simpson : It's Sideshow Bob!

    Sideshow Bob : Don't bother crying out in terror. In space no one can hear you scream.

    Bart Simpson : We're not in space.

    Sideshow Bob : Well, we are on a spaceship.

    Homer Simpson : Not the same thing.

  • William Shakespeare : [fighting Homer and Bart]  A plague on both your arses!

    Bart Simpson : If it wasn't for the pompous nature of actors, your plays would be long forgotten.

  • Lisa Simpson : It's the mother ship!

    Bart Simpson : This must be the level boss for this part of the game.

    Homer Simpson : The boss! Quick act natural.

    [puts on business glasses and pretends to write on a clipboard] 

  • Marge Simpson : Bart, what are you doing near a video game store?

    Marge Simpson : [gasps]  Buying a video game?

    Marge Simpson : [gasps]  I've heard about this. It's the game where you play a meanie-bo-beanie who murders other meanie-bo-beanies.

    Marge Simpson : I'm putting this game in the same place I put your swimsuit magazines, and your BB Gun: Homer's Underwear Drawer.

    Bart Simpson : [groans]  Oh, Great. Now I have nothing to play except the games I bought yesterday. And I'm totally sick of them.

    Bart Simpson : [the Simpsons Game manual falls from heaven and lands in front of bart]  The Simpsons Game? Hmm... this is so weird.

    [picks up manual] 

    Bart Simpson : The only Simpsons Game I can think of is the one where we all pretend dad isn't an alcoholic. What could it be?

    Bart Simpson : Wait a second, this is a manual for a video game set in springfield!


    Bart Simpson : And dad is a character! And so is mom. And lisa... who'd wanna play her? Whoa, I'm in this game! I wonder what my moves are, jumping, floating, oh man I gotta try this!

    Bart Simpson : [turns into bart man with heroic pose and wind blowing behind him]  Wow, this is the only good book ever written!

    Homer Simpson : Hey boy, look what appeared in my magic drawer. Hey, what's with the fruity get-up? If you're planning on coming home like that don't bother.

    Bart Simpson : Dad, I'm a superhero now and I have all these awesome powers.

    Homer Simpson : Superpowers, huh? Well that's cool I guess. I was gonna go shoot bats while reading swimsuit magazines in this cave. Wanna come with?

    [Homer removes lid from manhole, Homer and Bart jump in] 

  • 8-Bit Lisa Simpson : One day, your video game too will be obsolete.

    Bart Simpson : No way! The Simpsons Game is awesome! Just because every video game up until now has been destroyed and forgotten doesn't mean ours will be.

    Lisa Simpson : Bart, she's right. I mean, I'm right. We're both right. No video game is safe from an industry that's always chasing the hot new thing! Sure, The Simpsons Game is great with it's unique upgradable character abilities, and it's hilarious self referential cut scenes, but what about when the Xbox 720 comes out, or the PlayStation 4? No one will want to play us then.

  • Bart Simpson : You've got video game powers on your side. It's sort of like cheating except... cheating.

    Homer Simpson : Woohoo! Cheating!

  • [a panel on a game cartridge opens up, revealing the Simpsons family from the very first Simpsons game ever made] 

    Homer Simpson : Wow. We look so pixely.

    Bart Simpson : And poorly rendered.

    Marge Simpson : Which one is supposed to be me?

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