| Episode credited cast: | |||
| Charlie Day | ... | Charlie Kelly | |
| Glenn Howerton | ... | Dennis Reynolds | |
| Rob McElhenney | ... | Mac | |
| Kaitlin Olson | ... | Dee Reynolds | |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Frank Reynolds | |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Joe Cortese | ... | Sal | |
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Mario Di Donato | ... | Lefty |
| David Hornsby | ... | Matthew 'Rickety Cricket' Mara | |
| Karen James | ... | Frannie | |
| John Mariano | ... | Johnny | |
| Tony Napoli | ... | Business Man #2 | |
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John Ponzio | ... | Businessman #1 |
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James Price | ... | Anthony |
While paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential. Written by halo1k