Ben Schwartz credited as playing...
Tedward Lobo
- Tedward Lobo: Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm Teddy fucking Lobo.
- Dracula: I am Count Dracula.
- Tedward Lobo: You win.
- Tedward Lobo: I'm clearly the yin to your yang.
- Renfield: We barely met twice.
- Tedward Lobo: You patronizing piece of shit!
- Dracula: Whatever pain Renfield caused you, I will return ten thousand fold. I will unleash an army of death whilst warming my skin next to mountains of burning corpses. How does that sound to you?
- Tedward Lobo: It sounds like you got to meet my mom.