You wake to find yourself in a small, square, glass room containing a futuristic-looking tube-like bed, a toilet, and a table with a radio playing a tune on it alongside a mug and a clipboard with data on it. A timer is counting down from a minute just above the closed door leading out of the small room. A voice sounds from a speaker in the ceiling of the room. After some things are said, the voice becomes distorted for a second, sparks come out of the speaker, and the voice returns to normal. It counts down from five, synchronized with the timer above the door. At zero, the door opens, and you are released from your cell....
Now you're thinking with portals.
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Did You Know?
Two plus two really is ten in the base four counting system. Unlike the normal decimal (i.e. "base ten") counting system with ten digits (0 through 9), base four only has four (0 through 3). The numbers thus go in order: 0,1,2,3,10,11,12,13,20,21, etc. Therefore 2+1=3, but 2+2=10 and 2+3=11. See more
When Valve attempted to solve the error of Chell being able to fall from incredible heights, it added the plug leading from the back of her foot to the back of her knee to strengthen her muscles. However, without any back support including an exoskeleton or bars stronger than human bones, there is no way she can be completely protected. See more
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact: The device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in *subject hometown here.*
Written by Jonathan Coulton
Performed by Ellen McLain See more