You wake to find yourself in a small, square, glass room containing a futuristic-looking tube-like bed, a toilet, and a table with a radio playing a tune on it alongside a mug and a clipboard with data on it. A timer is counting down from a minute just above the closed door leading out of the small room. A voice sounds from a speaker in the ceiling of the room. After some things are said, the voice becomes distorted for a second, sparks come out of the speaker, and the voice returns to normal. It counts down from five, synchronized with the timer above the door. At zero, the door opens, and you are released from your cell....
Did You Know?
GLADoS' voice has the same tonality as the voice of the computer system in the science fiction cult film The Thirteenth Floor
(1999), a film about alternate realities. See more
When Valve attempted to solve the error of Chell being able to fall from incredible heights, it added the plug leading from the back of her foot to the back of her knee to strengthen her muscles. However, without any back support including an exoskeleton or bars stronger than human bones, there is no way she can be completely protected. See more
Congratulations, the test is now over.
[while sending Chell to a fire pit via moving platform
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin. Rest assured, that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in that Aperture Science Enrichment activity. Goodbye!
Written by Jonathan Coulton
Performed by Ellen McLain See more