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"Two and a Half Men" Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (TV Episode 2007) Poster

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Alan Harper: You need a women who's more age appropiate.

Charlie Harper: What is age appropiate for me?

Alan Harper: Forty.

Charlie Harper: Are you out of your mind?

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Charlie Harper: I don't mind the talking and the listening, but what about the ears?

Alan Harper: What about the ears?

Charlie Harper: The ears never stop growing, and I like a nice, tight lobe.

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Jake Harper: You had a dream about a train going into a tunnel? That sounds boring. It means what?

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Charlie Harper: Forty-year-old women come with a lot of baggage.

Alan Harper: Right. And you have just a carry-on.

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Alan Harper: I don't believe this. You nervous about a date?

Charlie Harper: Of course I'm nervous. We don't have anything to talk about. I haven't been with a forty-year-old since high school.

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Charlie Harper: There are a lot of fish in the sea, but after you catch them and eat them, then what?

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