Alan Harper: You need a women who's more age appropiate.
Charlie Harper: What is age appropiate for me?
Alan Harper: Forty.
Charlie Harper: Are you out of your mind?
Charlie Harper: I don't mind the talking and the listening, but what about the ears?
Alan Harper: What about the ears?
Charlie Harper: The ears never stop growing, and I like a nice, tight lobe.
Jake Harper: You had a dream about a train going into a tunnel? That sounds boring. It means what?
Charlie Harper: Forty-year-old women come with a lot of baggage.
Alan Harper: Right. And you have just a carry-on.
Alan Harper: I don't believe this. You nervous about a date?
Charlie Harper: Of course I'm nervous. We don't have anything to talk about. I haven't been with a forty-year-old since high school.