Lost in Austen (2008)
Tom Riley: Mr. Wickham
Mr. Wickham : Everyone you know, Miss Price, will one day prise your fingers from the raft and watch you drown. It's the way of the world. Everyone. Except me.
Mr. Wickham : Where am I to sleep?
Amanda Price : I am grateful to you, George. But where you... put yourself tonight is not my concern. Perhaps you should address yourself to Mr. Collins.
Mr. Wickham : I doubt Mr. Collins is equipped to give me satisfaction with regards to this enquiry.
Amanda Price : Then you must take matters into your own hands. Mine are full.
Mr. Wickham : Miss Price, I fear that your life with Mr. Collins may be short of gaeity. If you find yourself nonplussed by the anticipated pleasures of married life, call upon me and I shall redress the deficit.
Amanda Price : Full marks for trying, George, but I wouldn't have my deficit redressed by you if you were the last man on earth.
Mr. Wickham : You have chosen precisely the man I wish for you to choose. Swellerando, master of Pemberley. Brava!