Lost in Austen (2008)
Christina Cole: Caroline Bingley
Caroline Bingley : Charles told me your secret. It is my secret too. I shall get my paws on Darcy and I shall marry him because it is correct, and necessary and expected by everyone including God. But the physical society of men is something I have never sought. I shall endure it with Darcy because endurance is a speciality of our sex. But the poetry of Sappho is the only music that shall ever touch my heart, though I have yet to play upon the um... instrument myself.
Amanda Price : [Thinking, after Caroline leaves] Goodness. Jane Austen would be fairly suprised to find she'd written that!