- Frank Reynolds: You don't look like a gay guy.
- Dennis Reynolds: That's because he's a bear.
- Mac: What?
- Dennis Reynolds: He's a bear. You see, some gay guys are twinks and other are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way, we are totally cool with that. To each his own.
- Frank Reynolds: Wait, I'm a little confused here. What's a twink?
- Dennis Reynolds: A twink is small and slender, like Mac.
- Mac: Oh, no, I'm too muscular. I would be a bear.
- Dennis Reynolds: Uh, don't think so, bro. Not hairy enough.
- Frank Reynolds: Smooth. Now, I would be a bear.
- Dennis Reynolds: No, no. See, I don't think you'd be a bear either. As a matter of fact, I don't know what you'd be. You're definitely not a twink.
- Frank Reynolds: I'd be a top, that's for sure.
- Mac: Can a twink be a top or is that reserved for bears?
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.
- Frank Reynolds: What's a power bottom?
- Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
- Dennis Reynolds: Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
- Frank Reynolds: Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?
- Mac: Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it.
- Dennis Reynolds: Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.
- Charlie Kelly: Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on jobbies.
- Waitress: Wow, why are you so sweaty?
- Charlie Kelly: It's really hot in here.
- Waitress: It's not hot, it's freezing.
- Charlie Kelly: It's freezing, isn't it? They are blazing that AC.
- Mac: No, no, no! Gangsters don't sing!
- Frank Reynolds: What are you talking about? You ever hear of gangsta rap?
- Dee Reynolds: [to Dennis] Well, while you've been picking up bar whores, I've been double-dropping like a bastard out there.
- Waitress: Oh my God, you're double-dropping again, Dee?
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, I never stopped double-dropping.