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2 Hitmen

  • Video
  • 2007
  • 1h 26m
IMDb RATING
2.0/10
234
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2 Hitmen (2007)
Comedy

Two odd-ball best friends lead a team of wanna-be hitmen as they attempt to become something more in their lives. They will practice and train to be the best hitmen possible, but at the end ... Read allTwo odd-ball best friends lead a team of wanna-be hitmen as they attempt to become something more in their lives. They will practice and train to be the best hitmen possible, but at the end of the day. They stumble their way into trouble and learn the hard way about the world of ... Read allTwo odd-ball best friends lead a team of wanna-be hitmen as they attempt to become something more in their lives. They will practice and train to be the best hitmen possible, but at the end of the day. They stumble their way into trouble and learn the hard way about the world of killing for hire.

  • Director
    • Brett Scott Ermilio
  • Writer
    • Brett Scott Ermilio
  • Stars
    • Chris Ferrarini
    • Ernie Sloman
    • Cary Y. Mizobe
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  • IMDb RATING
    2.0/10
    234
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    • Director
      • Brett Scott Ermilio
    • Writer
      • Brett Scott Ermilio
    • Stars
      • Chris Ferrarini
      • Ernie Sloman
      • Cary Y. Mizobe
    • 7User reviews
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    Chris Ferrarini
    • Craig
    Ernie Sloman
    • Brody
    Cary Y. Mizobe
    • Tito
    • (as Cary Yoshio Mizobe)
    Mitch Yapko
    Mitch Yapko
    • Alessandro
    • (as Mitchell Yapko)
    Victor Jaco
    • Tank
    Mary Newman
    Mary Newman
    • Denise
    April Gilbert
    April Gilbert
    • Jessica
    Lindsey Morris
    Lindsey Morris
    • Christine
    Chase Cunningham
    • Hamster
    Stacey Alfano
    • Laura
    • (as Stacey Hicks)
    Michael Presas
    Michael Presas
    • Corey
    Manny Ramirez
    • Rodriguez
    Shirl Eldred
    • Bertha
    • (as Shril Eldrige)
    Jorge Diaz
    Jorge Diaz
    • Hector
    Eric Ruiz
    • Paco
    Juan Plascencia
    • Estrada
    Vicki Higgins
    • Beach Girl
    Diana Margaret
    • Fantasy Girl
    • Director
      • Brett Scott Ermilio
    • Writer
      • Brett Scott Ermilio
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    • Trivia
      There are numerous animals (stuffed and replica) placed throughout the film in the background of almost every single scene.
    • Quotes

      Craig: Where the heck is Tank going?

      Alessandro: Maybe he need gas!

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      November in June
      Written by Diana Williamson and Barbara Chamberlain

      Performed by Diana Williamson

    User reviews7

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    1/10
    This is minus 5 on a scale from one to ten
    This is a story about two pothead slackers. They have an idea of becoming hit men and train for that purpose. I know this is supposed to be a comedy, but I don't think I laughed once during the painful 1h 25m runtime. The dialogue in this film is below bad. There are films like Dumb And Dumber where the retarded interaction between characters is done in good taste, but that is not the case here, it's simply horrible. As well as the "acting" which is even worse than the dialogue. I think there's about two minutes film here worth some value to a selected audience. And that audience is teenage boys getting kicks from seeing tits. And even those scenes are squeezed in the film with such a way it makes you want to cry rather than enjoy. So to conclude my review I'll just say that this film is in the top three of the worst movies I've ever seen and not in a good "camp film" kind of way.
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    • Dec 5, 2007

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    • Release date
      • November 13, 2007 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
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    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Delirantes asesinos
    • Filming locations
      • California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Journeyman Films
      • Nighthawk Entertainment
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    • Budget
      • $300,000 (estimated)
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 26 minutes
    • Color
      • Color

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