1000 Ways to Die Poster

(2008–2012)

Episode List

 OR 

2012

25 Jan. 2012
Death Penalties
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
 
1 Feb. 2012
Die-Abestic
Southern belle gets choked up, phony tow truck driver gets hooked, a waitress gets a bad tip, food critic gets the point, spoiled teenager loses face, cheating wife has an unhappy ending and an arrogant break dancer loses heart.
 
8 Feb. 2012
Star Death: The Last Generation
Cat lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty super model is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
 
22 Feb. 2012
Death: Putting the 'Fun' in 'Funeral'
Gastric bypass surgery turns fatal; Trainer and barbells meet; polygamist falls for his own trap; a couple wine and die; squatter gets screwed; a scalper gets scalped; ex-jock gets extinguished.
 
29 Feb. 2012
Locked and Low Dead
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
 
29 Feb. 2012
Sor-Dead Affair
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
 
12 Mar. 2012
Enter the Ferret
A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.
 
19 Mar. 2012
Think Globally, Die Locally
A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.
 
26 Mar. 2012
Tweets from the Dead
A bug hater bugs out; a morally-bankrupt Ponzi schemer swallows a pair of buckyball magnets; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
 
2 Apr. 2012
A New App Called Death
A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.
 
15 Jul. 2012
Death Certificates
A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.
 
15 Jul. 2012
Crying Over Spilled Blood
Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.
 
15 Jul. 2012
It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World
Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn't; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.
 
15 Jul. 2012
Death, the Final Frontier
Stongman gets weak in the knees;a tease gets stoned;a flirty husband falls for a chain saw;a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party;a garage sale turns deadly;a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.
 
1 Feb. 2012
Die-Abestic
A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a womans breath away, a dancer loses heart
 
8 Feb. 2012
Chug a lug
An attractive but aggressive female executive dies of water intoxication while on a canyon "power hike".
 
19 Mar. 2012
Stench of Death
A yoga teacher farts and teaches military-style. The whole classroom is filled with the stench. The students leave in disgust.
 
Apr. 2012
A Tore Is Born
A drug smuggler uses her womanly assets to hide the goods; a celebrity seeker pulls a bunny out of her rabbit hole; an ex-con cleans up the streets; a henpecked hubby winds up wishing he was dead.
 

« 2011 |  2012  Unknown  »

See also

TV Schedule

Contribute to This Page


Recently Viewed