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The Machine

  • 2023
  • R
  • 1h 52m
IMDb RATING
5.8/10
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Mark Hamill, Bert Kreischer, Robert Maaser, Iva Babic, and Jimmy Tatro in The Machine (2023)
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Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.

  • Director
    • Peter Atencio
  • Writers
    • Bert Kreischer
    • Kevin Biegel
    • Scotty Landes
  • Stars
    • Bert Kreischer
    • Mark Hamill
    • Jimmy Tatro
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.8/10
    16K
    YOUR RATING
    POPULARITY
    4,999
    183
    • Director
      • Peter Atencio
    • Writers
      • Bert Kreischer
      • Kevin Biegel
      • Scotty Landes
    • Stars
      • Bert Kreischer
      • Mark Hamill
      • Jimmy Tatro
    • 155User reviews
    • 35Critic reviews
    • 37Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    The Machine: Preparing To Become An Action Star (Featurette)
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    The Machine: Not A Documentary (Vignette)
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    The Machine: Director Peter Atencio (Featurette)
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    Bert Kreischer, Iva Babic, and Martyn Ford in The Machine (2023)
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    Top cast49

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    Bert Kreischer
    Bert Kreischer
    • Bert
    Mark Hamill
    Mark Hamill
    • Albert
    Jimmy Tatro
    Jimmy Tatro
    • Young Bert
    Iva Babic
    • Irina
    Robert Maaser
    Robert Maaser
    • Alexei
    Stephanie Kurtzuba
    Stephanie Kurtzuba
    • LeeAnn
    Martyn Ford
    Martyn Ford
    • Sponge
    Jess Gabor
    Jess Gabor
    • Sasha
    • (as Jessica Gabor)
    Rita Bernard-Shaw
    Rita Bernard-Shaw
    • Ashley
    • (as Rita Bernard Shaw)
    Nikola Djuricko
    Nikola Djuricko
    • Igor
    • (as Nikola Duricko)
    Oleg Taktarov
    Oleg Taktarov
    • Train Igor
    Amelie Child Villiers
    Amelie Child Villiers
    • Tatiana
    • (as Amelie Villiers)
    Aleksandar Sreckovic
    Aleksandar Sreckovic
    • Fedor
    Jovan Savic
    • Irina's Father
    • (as Jovan Lole Savic)
    Marko Nedeljkovic
    • Young Igor
    Set Sjöstrand
    Set Sjöstrand
    • Vanya
    • (as Set Sjostrand)
    Mercedes De La Cruz
    Mercedes De La Cruz
    • Teacher
    Vladimir Gvojic
    • Train Banditti #1
    • Director
      • Peter Atencio
    • Writers
      • Bert Kreischer
      • Kevin Biegel
      • Scotty Landes
    • All cast & crew
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    Storyline

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    Did you know

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    • Trivia
      Bert's real life wife LeeAnn Kreischer can be seen near the start of the film, as the mom at the Sweet 16 party who Bert does not get along with.
    • Goofs
      After getting shot twice in the chest, Irina falls off the train, only to get reunited with Bert in Igor's village. She also has a piece of wood through her leg that Bert proceeds to extract. However, she seems to have no problem walking or even fighting when she next meets her brother Alexei.
    • Quotes

      Bert: Oh my God I'm inside him. He's so warm.

    • Crazy credits
      While the closing credits roll, a commercial plays starring Bert and his father for Kreischer Karpets.
    • Connections
      Referenced in Brad Tries Podcasting: Fast X/Kandahar/Martyrs (2023)
    • Soundtracks
      Torn
      Written by Scott Cutler, Anne Preven and Phil Thornalley

      Performed by Scott Stapp

      Scott Stapp appears courtesy of Napalm Records

    User reviews155

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    Featured review
    3/10
    A comedy/drama which doesn't meet expectations.
    Too slow and mature to be a wild comedy, too light and silly to be a serious drama, the film tries to be both and in both cases, falls short. Whilst it may be a functional family drama and add some credibility to the original story, it misses the opportunity to go all out crazy in this "sequel", preferring instead to be semi-realistic. There is some over the top action scenes, slapstick and humour but it's rarely funny and too slow overall. The lead characters are good and it has some appeal, but like the truth behind the original story, it doesn't meet expectations.

    Overall score = 3 out of 10.
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    • May 28, 2023

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    Details

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    • Release date
      • May 26, 2023 (United States)
    • Countries of origin
      • United States
      • Serbia
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Cỗ Máy
    • Filming locations
      • Belgrade, Serbia
    • Production companies
      • Screen Gems
      • Shaken Not Stirred
      • Balkanic Media
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    Box office

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    • Budget
      • $20,000,000 (estimated)
    • Gross US & Canada
      • $10,458,331
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $5,000,545
      • May 28, 2023
    • Gross worldwide
      • $10,664,328
    See detailed box office info on IMDbPro

    Technical specs

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    • Runtime
      1 hour 52 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Atmos
    • Aspect ratio
      • 2.35 : 1

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