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Bradley: Hey kid go tell Swaney that the Head wants to see Jason Banks.

Bradley: [Kid tells him to go tell them himself] Oi you cheeky little prick, do as you're told.

Marcus: Kids these days, No fucking respect.

Bradley: I blame the schools.

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Bradley: Have you been upsetting my guests?

Jez: No bro, I was joking, ya get me? Wah

[Jez gropes Marcus' fake boobs]

Marcus: Don't play with the things.

Bradley: I ain't your fucking bro.

Jez: Listen you lot need to chill out, it's Darren Mullet's leaving do. The fat twat is dead, you gotta drink to that. Ya get me? Gimme some.

[Jez holds his hands up to slap onto Marcus'. Marcus doesn't move and pulls jez hands down]

Bradley: Why the fuck did you just say that shit to me?

Jez: Bradley, mate it's me.

Bradley: Sort him out

[walks away]

Jez: [Jez calls after him] Mate come on. Bradley, it's me, it's Jeremy.

Marcus: Shhhhhhhhhhh...

[Marcus shouts in the style of Leonidas in 300]

Marcus: SUCK MY TITTIES!

[kicks Jez into the pool]

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Bradley: Alright Jizzum Wanks you little twat, tomorrow at school, I'm going to make kebabs out of your nads.

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Jez: Rest in piss bro.

[Jez pees on Mullet's grave]

Jez: Mullet, I bet the reason you hung yourself was because you was trying to get a hard-on. Just trying to get wood boy.

[gets impaled by a cross]

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Bradley: Fuck me, i'm out of breath. Now what i was trying to say was how sorry I am that Mullet decided to top himself. A bit selfish of him really, leaving Mr. jizzy no mates here, not one fat spaz to call a friend.

Jason: YOU BASTARD!

Bradley: Arr! You're a plucky little fucker aren't you. Now Mullet is dead which means he can't be sending us texts, I don't think that he can get a signal up there, do you?

Marcus: I can't even get a signal in the bogs.

Bradley: Exactly. Now being Shrek risen from the dead, ain't a bad gag. So give me his phone and we'll call it quits.

Jason: I haven't got his phone.

Bradley: Jason, Jason, Jason, you're only hurting yourself mate

[punches Jason in the face]

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Marcus: It's from mullet.

[receives a text]

Bradley: Can't be.

Marcus: Who is doing this Brad?

Bradley: Who is doing this Brad?

[he says mockingly]

Bradley: How the FUCK should I know?

[kicks jason]

Marcus: Brad, Wasn't him.

Bradley: I don't give a fuck, gets on my tits anyway.

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Marcus: Is it true then? Are you actually kicking in her back door?

Bradley: That's my girlfriend you're talking about you fucking moron.

Marcus: I said not to CALL ME THAT!

[They both laugh]

Marcus: Twat.

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Jason: You have no idea what it's like to be bullied do you?

Justine: I'm sure it's awful

Jason: Darren couldn't escape even when he was at home. They sent him texts and e-mails and they set up a website.

Justine: Website?

Jason: Can you believe that? What's he supposed to do, you tell a teacher and they tell the bullies off and that gives them an excuse to come after you. You tell your parents and they just say stand up for yourself. Darren couldn't stand up for himself

Justine: Who bullied him?

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Helena: What do you want?

Tasha: I want world peace

[in a fake American accent]

Tasha: , I want Prada shoes and I want you to know why you have been sending us texts, you stupid geeky little bitch.

Helena: What are you talking about?

Khalillah: We're talking about you sending us texts

Helena: Why would I?

Tasha: Because you're a twisted dyke slut, how the hell would I know?

Helena: Why don't you grow up?

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Tasha: Look at this piece of shit. Looks like it came from the pound shop.

[takes Helena's phone and throws it on the floor. then stomps on it, breaking it apart]

Khalillah: It's not like you needed it anyway, you only need a phone if you have friends to talk to.

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Sophie: Hello, hi I can see you. Are you perving on me?

[She walks along the swimming pool edge]

Sophie: I'm flattered that you're stalking me... Mullet. What the fuck?

[she screams then falls into the swimming pool]

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Justine: Bradley, you are so fucking childish.

Bradley: [He looks at Alex] Bro, you better put a muzzle on that bitch of yours.

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Games teacher: Boys we got a semi- final on saturday, what are you doing? You can't hit a barn door.

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Justine: What did that poor boy do to you anyway?

Tasha: You want to know why we picked on him? We were bored, he was a spaz. You do the math.

Justine: I'm so glad I'm not like you

Tasha: Suck my cock you prissy bitch. You look down your nose at everyone, but you spread your legs just like the rest of us.

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Bradley: He's dead ok, he's fucking dead. I'm gonna prove it.

Alexis: Oh yeah and how are you gonna do that?

Bradley: I'm gonna dig the fucker up.

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Tasha: [Standing in Darren's shallow grave] Look i'm sorry. I'm really sorry. We were just joking around. It was the others who didn't like you not me. I always liked you. Actually I kind of fancied you. I wanted to go out with you. That's the truth ok? I was just too scared to ask. I would have gone out with you... and maybe it's not too late?

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DC Harmison: Now that's interesting.

[picks up justine's head girl badge]

WPC Wright: Guv, I think you should see this.

DC Harmison: What you got?

WPC Wright: A condom, a full one.

DC Harmison: Well at least he got his rocks off

WPC Wright: No Guv, it's full of his dick.

[she hold up the condom which contains Bradley's genitalia]

DC Harmison: Fucking spiders! Look at that.

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Justine: Jason, I came to say i'm sorry. I... saw Darren being bullied and I didn't do anything to help him. I'm starting to think it's maybe was my fault.

Jason: It wasn't you. It was me. I was the one who told them he fancied you. I didn't want them to start on me so I set him up. Some friend huh?

Justine: I'm gonna see the Head. Tell him what happened to Darren.

Jason: It's not gonna bring him back.

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Alexis: It's too late, he's already here

[kneeling beside Khali's dead body]

Justine: It wasn't Darren Mullet, just phone an ambulance

Alexis: But it was him

Justine: No it wasn't Alex, he's dead.

Alexis: I know that just, but he's standing right behind you.

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Alexis: What's the matter Mullet, having trouble breathing are we?

[pushes Mullet backwards]

Justine: Alex, let's get out of here.

Alexis: Not so hard now, are you?

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Games teacher: Can any of you boys tell me why that stupid little bitch had to kill all my best players?

[walks along the line of students in football gear]

Games teacher: Why couldn't she have done us all a favour and killed you lot instead. Out you go.

[team go out]

Games teacher: Keep your discipline

[sees Darren sitting on a bench]

Games teacher: Oi! Oi!

[walks over to Darren]

Games teacher: Why aren't you changed with the others? Have you got a note? Cause if you haven't got a note then you can get yourself...

[Darren hands Mr Ramsey a note]

Games teacher: Dear Mr Ramsey, Darren can't do games today 'cause he is dead. What is this a joke son? Is this meant to be funny? cause if you... Oh fuck.

[realises that Darren really is dead when he raises his head and looks at Mr Ramsey]

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Alexis: [to Justine] So a few of us are going to Bradly's later for a party and...

Helena: Um inappropriate she's coming over to my house to watch "atonement" tonight

Alexis: You can do that tomorrow night or never

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Alexis: It wasn't all lies you know, the things I said to you... it wasn't all lies.

Justine: [they kiss] I know.

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Alexis: I try not to get involved in Bradly's shit but you know what he's like, the other night with the chainsaw... already on the web.

Justine: I dont want anyone to see that

Alexis: how'd you think I feel im screaming like a girl

Justine: yeah where was my knight in shining armour

Alexis: yeah ok it wasn't exactly mu finest hour but if it happened for real i'll protect you... I promise.

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