Christian Serratos credited as playing...
Angela
- Isabella Swan: Who are they?
- Angela Weber: The Cullens.
- Jessica Stanley: They're, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.
- Angela Weber: They kinda keep to themselves.
- Jessica Stanley: Yeah 'cause they're all together, like TOGETHER together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy, Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.
- Angela Weber: Jess, they're not actually related.
- Jessica Stanley: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird-and, okay, the little dark-haired girl is Alice. She's REALLY weird, and, um, she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain.
- Angela Weber: Smile!
- [camera clicks]
- Isabella Swan: Okay.
- Angela Weber: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature
- Eric Yorkie: The Feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again!
- Isabella Swan: It's okay, I just...
- Eric Yorkie: I-I got your back baby.
- Angela Weber: I guess we'll just run another editorial on... Teen Drinking...
- Isabella Swan: You know, you could always go for... eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team.
- Angela Weber: Actually, that's a good one...
- Jessica Stanley: Kirk right?
- Angela Weber: [in unison] Kirk.
- Jessica Stanley: That's exactly what I thought.
- Angela Weber: We're talking "Olympic Sized".
- Jessica Stanley: There's no way - he's so skinny, it doesn't make sense.
- Angela Weber: Totally.
- Eric Yorkie: Yeah, hey! La Push, baby! You in?
- Isabella Swan: Should I know what that means?
- Mike Newton: La Push Beach down at the Quileute Rez. We're all going tomorrow.
- Jessica Stanley: Yeah, there's a big swell coming down.
- Eric Yorkie: and I don't just surf the Internet.
- [Pretends to surf]
- Jessica Stanley: Eric, you stood up once, and it was a foam board.
- Angela Weber: But there's whale watching, too. Come with us.
- Eric Yorkie: La Push, baby. It's La Push.
- Isabella Swan: Okay, I'll go if you stop saying that, okay?
- Mike Newton: Seriously, dude. It's creepy, man.
- Eric Yorkie: What? That's what it's called.